Clare

My adult life just peaked

@charliedistrctd It was not a wise decision on my part!

@charliedistrctd We bought a velvet sofa, the cushions are currently drying after Eva spilled a bowl of water on them earlier 🙃 To be fair I still love it!

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

Ottie’s just turned 1 and will have seen at least 3 prime ministers and 2 monarchs by the time she’s 2, bonkers

The queue at Asda is nearly as long as The Queue

PSA the yellow sticker game in supermarkets today is 10/10

I use twitter almost exclusively to check if TikTok or Instagram is down

@Clarke13George I was thinking this yesterday 😬

Has anyone checked on David Attenborough, I am NOT ready for that

@PoppyD @victoriabaths Oh my god amazing! I’ve been to so many events here and would absolutely love to swim there

A pool built in 1906, which hasn’t had a proper lane swim session since it was drained in 1993. How lucky to get to swim here this morning! Thank you @victoriabaths @heritageopendays for a once in a lifetime workout 💚

Our money and stamps are going to have a man on them, ew gross

@KhanStopMe Ewwww

a MAN?????? on my postage stamps????? unacceptable

@alicespake Eva’s the same, if we go to someone else’s house she always asks if they have capers 🙈

My little girl was a bit worried about getting her jabs so I was explaining how they will stop her getting ill and how amazing science is, she replied by shouting excitedly ‘I get to have SCIENCE IN MY LEGS??’

@alicespake I am NOT ready for that. I’m all about the autumn/Halloween train but th C word is a bit much

@alicespake The sculpting shorts, they’re super comfy too

@alicespake My body does not look like this by itself 😂

@alicespake I’m so sold on it! I wore the shorts under my wedding dress and they worked insanely well, I want literally everything

@IsabelleOC @odhreo I was thrilled about going for a smear test the other day, 10 whole minutes sitting in the waiting room! 🙌🏼

I think it’s CRAZY that you can have a baby, an actual human exit your body, and then you can just go home the same day

@bethanyrutter Ahhh perfect! Enjoy!