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Jordan
@iliterate__
white sox fan. professional yapper. archivist. not insane at all. sanest man to ever live. 26.
Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2021
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i need an inspirational movie trailer about how he overcame the jerk off debacle
Jordan@iliterate__
reese mcguire is honestly a feel-good story at this point
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they altered the entire rhythm and pace of my beautiful sport to save 15 minutes
Codify@CodifyBaseball
Average length of an MLB game: 3:00 ← 2012 3:04 ← 2013 3:07 ← 2014 3:00 ← 2015 3:04 ← 2016 3:08 ← 2017 3:04 ← 2018 3:10 ← 2019 3:06 ← 2020 3:11 ← 2021 3:06 ← 2022 2:42 ← 2023 2:38 ← 2024 2:40 ← 2025 2:45 ← 2026 👀
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normal people: oh man i remember tim anderson 🤣🤣🤣 kinda a BABIP merchant tbh 🤣🤣🤣 still a fun player tho
me:
Jordan@iliterate__
this is the vibe i have when i think about tim anderson
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I hope TA knows how much I think about him 🥀
Mike@ChiSoxFanMike
Tim Anderson showing love to Munetaka Murakami on Instagram 🫡
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“the games would be so much better with connor mcknight”
connor mcknight:
Mike@ChiSoxFanMike
Who do you like more as an announcer?
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THE WHITE SOX WON 2 IN A ROW! THATS A WINNING STREAK!
HIT IT!
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he’s changed my life
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
MURAKAMI GIVES THE WHITE SOX THE LEAD RIGHT BACK
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this happened to me this morning. it will continue for 50 years. it was during our window too. like that was hahn’s answer in right for a world series roster. he was deadass like yeah that’s what we’re running out there. it was our window. IT WAS *dragged away by orderlies*
Jordan@iliterate__
Me in a nursing home in 2083 after i remember that the white sox used to put a 6’5 240 pound bowling ball named gavin sheets in right field for several years (my children look on horrified):
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@tdotterrific_ it’s not looking good for our white sox. and also my soul on this mortal plane
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