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@iliterate__

white sox fan. professional yapper. archivist. not insane at all. sanest man to ever live. 26.

Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2021
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this is how it felt to surrender and begin to actively cheer for white sox loses
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Chase Meidroth putting in work in the cage with new #WhiteSox hitting coach Derek Shomon
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reese mcguire is honestly a feel-good story at this point
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this is the vibe i have when i think about tim anderson
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THE WHITE SOX WON 2 IN A ROW! THATS A WINNING STREAK! HIT IT!
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Me in a nursing home in 2083 after i remember that the white sox used to put a 6’5 240 pound bowling ball named gavin sheets in right field for several years (my children look on horrified):
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this happened to me this morning. it will continue for 50 years. it was during our window too. like that was hahn’s answer in right for a world series roster. he was deadass like yeah that’s what we’re running out there. it was our window. IT WAS *dragged away by orderlies*
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Me in a nursing home in 2083 after i remember that the white sox used to put a 6’5 240 pound bowling ball named gavin sheets in right field for several years (my children look on horrified):

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Jordan@iliterate__·
sean burke and other white sox pitchers were not good last year. but they weren’t this. am i attaching too much agency to a pitching coach to speculate that zach bove may have fucked everybody up
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@tdotterrific_ WERE HERE (until erick fedde 14 run 1st inning)
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IM HAVING FUN
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WOWWWWW
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chicken little ass moment
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@tdotterrific_ it’s not looking good for our white sox. and also my soul on this mortal plane
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