Caitlin D'Mello

Be kind, loving, and spread joy, especially if that means being your most unfiltered, unhinged, and unapologetic self. A quote I will forever stand by 🩵

@meghandmello Not ok

My toxic trait is, I don’t want to pay $1,000 for new tires so I’ll just buy a new car instead #girlmath

@meghandmello Damn..

I’ve never really dreaded going back to work (lucky me I guess), but I just know tomorrow and this coming week, month, year is going to suck

Someone put me in a dark room with a comfy bed so I can sleep as long as possible without knowing what time it is

@Pogue_Malone WEAK 😂😂😂😂

Pregaming a Vegas Bach by doing the Cha Cha Slide at a timeshare dinner buffet

@Pogue_Malone Haven’t watched it

Things

might order a pair of gauchos, i think they're going to make comeback

I just want my mom and dad home… 😭💔

To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left. To the

Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream on a Sugar Cone with Colored Sprinkles 🍦😋

I would murder a sausage roll 😭

Heard #seanachai was under new mgmt…anyone want to check it out for happy hour? 🥂☘️

2009 music is elite

*Helping my sister study for her citizenship test* Me: During the Cold War, what was the main concern for the U.S.? Her: frostbite

@Pogue_Malone 💀💀💀💀

“Wtf do you want from me? I can’t do kegels on my tits”

@meghandmello Same

Dying for a crispy Diet Coke

@meghandmello 😂😂😂

“Does no one freakin work anymore??” - me every time I go out during the day and there’s traffic

@Pogue_Malone @AmericanAir