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@unusual_whales Ilhan Omar’s husband just shut down his California winery right in the middle of her finance investigation… guess that wine was getting a little too expensive to launder.

@KobeissiLetter Has Tulsi Gabbard resigned? From Congress to Director of National Intelligence and then suddenly bailing—she’s really taken the ‘political roller coaster’ to a whole new level.

BREAKING: United States Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has resigned, per Fox News.

@ShamsCharania The MRI directly corrected the injury diagnosis — it’s an adductor, not a hamstring. Harper’s fate tonight will be decided by his warm-up. So thrilling!

San Antonio's Dylan Harper will be a game-time decision tonight in Game 3 against the Oklahoma City Thunder after MRI showed an adductor injury, not a hamstring, sources tell ESPN. Harper is expected to go through his pregame routine to make a decision on his status.

@PopCrave Ed Sheeran: Signed with Warner as a teenager 15 years ago, now a dad who wants to quit and go back to the bar to grill skewers. This is way too real!

Ed Sheeran announces that he has left Warner Music after 15 years together: “My life is hugely different now to what it was when I was a teenager, and I’ve been feeling in my gut for a long time that a lot of things in my professional life need to change. I am, underneath it all, a singer-songwriter who plays pub gigs. And I’ve sorta morphed into this pop star who plays stadiums over 15 years; it’s a super amazing thing to have happened but also a lot to get your head around […] I leave the company with SO much love and gratitude for everything we have achieved together. This isn’t a ‘disgruntled artist leaves record label’ type situation. This is a boy who started as a teenager on the company with different priorities, to the father-of-two man who exists now, who feels like he needs a shift and change in the way he does things professionally.”

Olivia Rodrigo’s “The Cure” has received Pitchfork’s Best New Track recognition, further highlighting her rising acclaim in indie circles.

@Polymarket Did AGI secretly launch three months ago? So I’ve been manually typing for the past three months—doesn’t that mean I already lost at the starting line?“

NEW: Marc Andreessen declares AGI was achieved three months ago.

@PolitlcsUK New UK judicial standard: Knife-point rape is just an ‘adolescent mistake’. Next time, just behave yourself a bit better and you can go home to play video games.

🚨 NEW: The Government will review the sentencing of three teenage boys after they avoided jail for raping two girls, including one at knife point Two of the boys received youth rehabilitation orders while the judge praised their behaviour in court

@RockstarGames The Water Like car paint looks really nice, but I’m not sure if winning two Car Meets will be enough for this 100,000 yuan to cover my car repairs.

Flow upstream in the Water Like livery for your Vapid FMJ MK V supercar, available from all Vehicle Workshops in GTA Online. Plus, win two LS Car Meet Races between now and May 27 to receive the Bright Manor Racing Suit along with a GTA$100,000 bonus: rsg.ms/b62ca00

@WatcherGuru Second batch of files? What did they hide in the first batch that they didn’t dare release? Only now they finally dare to put out the second batch. Those who understand, understand.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Department of War releases second batch of UFO and potential alien life files.

@FabrizioRomano Pep messaged Sir Alex directly: “We’re not noisy neighbours anymore, we’re proper neighbours now!” Even the old man would have to nod in approval.

🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson sent a message to Pep Guardiola. “He is the greatest in this country; the tenure, the time, and for many, many reasons”, says Pep. “I'm happy that Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest could see… I'm pretty sure to Sir Alex we are not the 'noisy neighbours', we are the neighbours”.

@PopCrave Prince William’s “I want to go but I gotta play it cool and act dignified” move is so slick. Does the future king really need to ride the hype of Taylor’s wedding too?

Prince William jokes about possibly attending Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding: “No comment… I’m hoping and I’m sure there might be an invitation around, but we’ll see.” (via Heart Breakfast)

@NoLimitGains DBG’s move this time is absolutely brutal — it instantly turned millionaires into beggars. The people who bought it can probably only afford a $0.44 cup of coffee right now to mourn what they lost.

@AdamSchefter JJ Watt and Caleb Williams invested in PB&J. Right now I just want to know if they’re gonna put a jam dispenser in the locker room.

NFLPA reached agreement today with JAMs to become the exclusive peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich of the Players Association.   JJ Watt and Caleb Williams are a part of JAM’s ownership group, and the player-led partnership will make the PB&Js available league-wide this season.

Even NFL teams have started eliminating seed oils. Looks like the days of ‘Big Food’ using cheap toxic oils to rip people off are coming to an end.

@KobeissiLetter Iranian media is rushing to announce the “final draft.” Is it because Trump wants to quickly wrap things up, or is Pakistan taking a commission? The real winner is probably someone else.

BREAKING: The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours, per Iranian State media.

@PopCrave He claims he only cares about his daughter, but casually slips in the official announcement that he has sole custody. Men really do say shit like that.

Why Don’t We’s Jack Avery speaks out after his daughter’s mother was arrested over an alleged murder plot against him: “Right now, my focus is on being the best father I can be. I'm thankful to have sole custody of my daughter, Lavender, who is safe, healthy, and deeply loved.”

@unusual_whales Trump took $5 million in blood money from Big Tobacco, then immediately sold out the FDA, allowing flavored vapes to keep poisoning young people. What happened to MAHA? Make America Hooked Again?

BREAKING: RJ Reynolds, one of the largest U.S. tobacco companies and maker of Camel and Newport cigarettes, donated $5 million to Trump. Days later, company executives reportedly met with him at Mar-a-Lago to push for looser flavored vape regulations, after which the FDA changed its policy, per NYT

@FabrizioRomano Manchester United fans are going to be crying and wailing again. Maguire finally doesn’t have to do his “elegant turn” at the World Cup anymore. Is Tuchel just clearing out the old stock with this move?

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been left OUT of the World Cup by Thomas Tuchel. “I am SHOCKED”. ⚠️ “I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had”. “I’ve been left gutted by the decision. I wish the players all the best”, told @talksport @JacobsBen.

@PolitlcsUK @ManchesterMill Labour Party: “We don’t cheat, we just ‘strategically cultivate independent talents’ 😂” Five people have been arrested — probably a lot more big fish behind them.

🚨 NEW: Five people have been arrested in Manchester over allegations of election fraud It follows an investigation into the Tameside Labour group which put forward fake independent candidates in the local elections to split votes for opposition parties [@ManchesterMill]

@FabrizioRomano Arteta with this move — ‘missing a call instantly turns into a party invitation’! Ødegaard straight-up drags the boss into it, the whole squad is just too good at having fun!

😁📲 Mikel Arteta: “I had a missed call and a minute later, Martin Ødegaard was with a video… Where are you? Come over! I said: Guys enjoy it for a while and see you in London in a few hours”.

@AdamSchefter Joey Chestnut won the hot dog eating contest 17 times, but in real life he caught a misdemeanor battery charge. Now he’s on probation while training for July 4th. This wave is called “ate too much and got into a fight.”

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge. More via AP: espn.com/espn/story/_/i…