drewthorpefan99

He will save me #hegetzus

We run the fucking city @whitesox

When the wells do dry you gotta call up ol reliable

South Side or die baby

getting a text that starts with don’t hate me

Date tomorrow

Handles. Defense. 3 ball. And he’ll beat da other team star player ass if they wanna fight. DA CAPTAIN. KIRK HINRICH

Flamed buddy for months for dating a 24 year old now I’m talking to a 25 year old

@whitesox DFA acuna

FINAL: Padres 4, White Sox 3

@scottmerkin @BBisntBoring Thank you Scott merkin, I am his number one fan

@ilovedrewthorpe @BBisntBoring Drew is in that bullpen stage, so no news means there are no setbacks and he's getting his work in.

You heard about it on @BBisntBoring . You will read more about it in my Saturday Newsletter. But here is the first image of Mike Vasil's magic wand, live from San Diego . The White Sox are 3-0 since Jordan Leasure bought it for "20 bucks" from Amazon. 😎

IN SCARED

Munetaka Murakami. I’m out of words to describe what I’m watching

@joe97538 Seems like a great shot to shoot hammered at company party on Thursday

@ilovedrewthorpe It’s a shot you can only take once but if you hit it’s an all time shot

Twitter friends, anyone here ever have success with the triple text?

God bless him and his entire lineage for decades to come

So sick how we can just go get beers with our boys every Friday forever. We could’ve been born when people were dying of typhoid and digging trenches but we were born at the same time as Miller Lite and Avicii. That’s so sick.

Salsa verde gotta be top 5 invention of all time