THE WORST

when my friends use my lingo

am i bad with money or is everyday 150 dollars

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

você está deitado na cama e começa a chover

insane goodwill pickup

when you’re sleepy so you lowkey sleep

Nobody knows what it’s like to be Us

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

good morning starshine the earth says hello!

this is how it feels when two people are talking to me at the same time

just got asked if she was a relative !!?:?@&-!

i love u let’s go to the alter, get married & start a family

soooo ready for when Mariah gets to go to the Met

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

I don’t feel bad for nothing I did when it was me I had to eat that

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

“would you rather be skinny or—“