Oh, Father

@chessplayer1112 @LememeJames This.

@LememeJames whats the point of the handshake dude

A good relationship is worth way more than a few hundred bucks

@ShaunDucky @OmniZanza Uh huh

@OmniZanza I've never done that.

This was an optional side quest that in no way would have stopped you playing the main story. You idiots just dont like options. Simpletons.

@jamie_j43431 @LolaMac92835362 @helen_spirit1 @metpoliceuk Jumpscare

@LolaMac92835362 @helen_spirit1 @metpoliceuk

Surely this is a hate crime? @metpoliceuk

@LolaMac92835362 @helen_spirit1 @metpoliceuk Oh god, it’s hideous!

@helen_spirit1 @metpoliceuk Labour Party who is suprised

@SaltyCracker9 @JeniferLewis why didn’t you comment on the black teens shot by black gang members last weekend in Chicago? When are you making a video for them?

20 black "teens" were shot by black gang members just last weekend in chicago, and she didn't bat an eye.

Go to meetings in your native Pakistan where there won't be a single white person in the room then you racist prick.

@PalmyrPar The writers genuinely understand women

The last thing you see before getting stabbed on the bus

There was a robbery shown live on ITV today #ARGEGY #FifaWorldCup

Bent the rules of an entire sport just to get shagged 4-1 on home soil against the first half decent side they faced

The "Haaland V Gabriel rivalry"

JUSTICE #ARGEGY

No chance, no chance that’s a disallowed goal, it’s so far back from the play. No fucking chance. The Argentina conspiracy is real. #ArgEgy

@DanFriedman81 Can we tag him? Can someone tag him? I’d like to see his response to this

Congratulations to Obsidian Games art director Matt Hansen, who reportedly got what he wanted today when Xbox eliminated 3200 positions, including his. Best of luck in the woods, Matt.

@ellencarmichael Aaaaaaand then Belgium beat them anyway

The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.

@jp_AFC @OJT899 They’re fucking

@OJT899 Assuming she’s your boss why are you adding a kiss to your message?! 😂

Happy Monday 😂😂😂

2am kick off, the Azteca, Bellingham and Kane, 10 men, Burn heading a million crosses away, Wonderwall, Kane’s interview, Henderson breaking his arm in the celebrations. In twenty years, we’re probably looking back on this as the most iconic England match ever.

@Shannxo Ratio’d to absolute fuck, holy shit

Genuine question why are they celebrating like they won the entire thing

@amelia_hyk31942 @LewisYatesbcfc @laura_lou_44 She won’t reply They never reply

@LewisYatesbcfc @laura_lou_44 @laura_lou_44 bit quiet now, eh?

Imagine staying up for the England game Sunday when you have work or even worse keeping your kid off school 🙄