Ilsa

@weinberz honestly takes the pressure off

@chipgod24 Spoiler alert: Rory was wrong.

@weinberz Happy Wrath!!

I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.

@DankTimmyK @Odisant As Scientist, can confirm.

@Odisant We haven’t yet achieved a team of racially diverse planet savers yet. Also, “heart” is still not an element.

Where the hell is Captain Planet when you need him.

why not have a little crush? it's free and fun and also devastating. like seeing a rat run through a crowded subway car

Biggest adjustment going from academia to industry? People say "have a nice weekend" at the end of emails and it's not a sad sad joke.

How can you tell the difference between someone who is in sincere need of encouragement versus someone who’s addicted to their own victimization?

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can attend any social event. You also need the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

@daniel_m_lavery @humblecore The moon moved it

@humblecore past tense?? it's over?

I Am Overwhelmed By All Of The Things I Need To Do, So I Am Doing None Of Them: A Memoir

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

muppets have front facing eyes and are therefore predators

voter disenfranchisement is a pervasive and toxic issue in our country

I am sending as much goodwill and healing thoughts to Trump as he would to me if our situations were reversed, and I think that’s beautiful.

@chipgod24 Please clap.

@chipgod24 I take full credit for starting this

White women: please keep this “I want to speak to the manager energy” about the police. You were told by AppleCare that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness applied to all people, and no, you would not like to be placed on hold.

“Racism isn’t getting worse, it’s getting filmed” - Will Smith