Bobby Fucking Weaver

@JesusHSchvice Weed

@pv2333 @mama_dance9 @Wombat_Matt I thought it was a sex toy

@mama_dance9 @Wombat_Matt I thought it was a snake

@JesusHSchvice No Electric Apricot? Pfft.

@lizzielulu_ I thought I did it for fashion & sensibility!

LOL

@lizzielulu_ Hero!

I was so sick of people not picking their poop up in my little park that I bought a poop bag dispenser. I just went up to refill it!

@JesusHSchvice Set break'd

@moodyfoodiedude Except for the location...

Trey Story Time or gtfo!

@onceuponaweeny 😬😬😬

The only time it’s ok to get back with your ex is when it’s me doing it

@JesusHSchvice Would retweet

@onceuponaweeny Great for sore throats & strained vocal cords

My latest hyperfixation snack is just raw marshmallows lol

@ChristnNitemare @hemantmehta

@lizzielulu_ @tubular21 Hmmm, I might have one!

@tubular21 I’m gunna need one of you wooks to glass blow a new bead for the center of the necklace

I want to start being a necklace wearer. Idk where to even start.

@lizzielulu_ @peluso_tina @JesusHSchvice 😍😍😍

@peluso_tina @JesusHSchvice Hemp’d

@lizzielulu_ Tidy up the resume!

We hired 2 new employees and they sit near me. I now sit in the middle of 5 dudes. Oooooof, this is a ….vibe. The messiest desks I’ve ever seen. The other 8 women are in another part of the office. Segregation.

@dannarebb @saddymayo Get tested for Alpha Gal, stat!

@saddymayo this did cross my mind but I can’t find a tick bite anywhere on my body!

have been having some sort of reaction while eating beef recently — after a few bites i throw up, almost instantly. this is very distressing, as i love steak. it’s also incredibly embarrassing

Hot take: Colin & Che are not funny AT ALL.

I love A.l. Weird A.l.