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elon musk said he sends most of his tweets from the toilet. enjoy!

@ArmandDoma literally nobody is saying that

Trump has straight up taken to using “Palestinian” as an insult and people are still going on about how he might be better for Palestine than Biden 🙃🙃🙃

@ArmandDoma @Dat_T3 what does trump's view of the situation have to do w biden's genocide ?

@Dat_T3 are you under the impression that donald trump is not a fan of Palestinian genocide

President Joe Hubris

@SethAbramson "a poor debater" is a nice euphemism for dementia 👍

In the riddle, an isolated town has only two barbers: one has a terrible haircut, the other a great one. Which barber do you go to? It is far more alarming, from a voter standpoint, when you are not surprised at a pathological liar as compared to being shocked by a poor debater.

This almost feels like that old Talmudic riddle about the two-barber town. You come upon two townsfolk debating. Both of them are known to you. One of them is debating ineffectively, and it shocks you. The other is telling wall-to-wall lies and it does not. Who should be mayor?

watch republicans successfully invoke the 25th and force the dnc's hand to replace him with a viable candidate lol

@moshik_temkin @AlysonMetzger except for Elizabeth Warren (R) it was key for her to stay in the race and split the progressive vote

Worth recalling that the only reason Biden is President now is because, after he finished 5th in NH Dem primary in 2020, Obama persuaded all the other candidates to drop out and endorse Biden in order to stop Bernie Sanders, who was in 1st place (and crushing Trump in the polls)

@leilacleigh convinced they want to lose, trump is great for their brand

Dems own this whole mess & they're fine with it. They've been clear from the start that they'd rather lose to Trump than win w/Bernie They've lost young, Black, Latino, & working class voters But at least they can feel happy about funding a genocide Fuck them forever

@sushiwts916 @FreedomWFoxy @wojespn i'm less insulted by this trade w out the picks. giving up picks on top of davion and sasha is just sending me

@FreedomWFoxy @wojespn Davion and Sasha weren't gonna get minutes. Monte got a wing that will get minutes, while clearing up salary space. Not fantastic but not bad at all

The Raptors are sending Jalen McDaniels to the Kings in the deal, sources tell ESPN.

@wojespn davion could have at least netted some pics wtf. this is just lazy.

The deal gets the Kings under the luxury tax and opens a roster spot.

@sushiwts916 @dynasty_brady @FreedomWFoxy @wojespn ya we know what he's cooking up (it's more crack to smoke)

@dynasty_brady @FreedomWFoxy @wojespn We gotta wait and see what monte cooks up

@geemultani24 @Phil_Was_Here_ @ShamsCharania so u get assets in return not this garbage. and gave up a second round pick !

@Phil_Was_Here_ @ShamsCharania Just drafted someone to replace Davion + Sasha wanted out

Sources: Toronto is sending Jalen McDaniels to the Kings for Davion Mitchell and Sasha Vezenkov.

LeBron James is about to win his son a ring just for kicks and you all still won't call him the goat

@ESPNNBA for everyone here complaining about nepotism, take a look at all those white guys in the laker draft room and tell me all of them got that job on merit alone

The Lakers' war room after picking Bronny James 🔥

@MrMbulazi_SA they not crying cuz they hit their head, they're crying cuz daddy just made a sudden jerking movement w a loud ass noise near their head wtf

Bunch of little liars 😂🥰

@knicks_union @ButtCrackSports winner 🥇

@ButtCrackSports I thought Steph got rid of the affordable housing in San Francisco???

Do you remember when you joined X? I don't! I was chilling on Twitter when a rhythmless narcissist told me he wanted it to be called "X" and since then i haven't been able to find any news. #MyXAnniversary

twitter has gotten worse in so many ways since little man bought it, but the absolute shittiest thing is you can't find up to the minute news on here anymore. when you click on the items "trending" it gives you posts from 6 months ago. completely fucking worthless

@PattyMurray a woman's right to choose how to make a family is paramount, unless the woman is Palestinian. in which case, she deserves no functional hospital and to be bombed day and night living in a tent right? oh well, so grateful you all advocate for * some * women and families

Republicans were never going to stop at overturning Roe v. Wade and the right to abortion. We asked the Democratic women of the Senate what else is at stake when it comes to a woman's right to make her own health care decisions. Their answer: EVERYTHING.

@RpsAgainstTrump "anti-authoritarians" lofl

Mitt Romney: “I don't really have a home in my party … I come from a tradition of, you know, Ronald Reagan, and George Herbert Walker Bush, and George W. Bush, and John McCain. … Those are the people that have shaped our party: anti-Putin, anti-Russia, anti-authoritarians, anti-Kim Jong Un, very strong on foreign policy...I don't recognize that in the great majority of our party today. And that, for me, is very troubling." (October 2022)

@CardonaLebron but sending bombs to drop in children in gaza is all good huh ?!? fuck you and every single democrat supporting biden and the slaughter of gaza