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Talentless and following the spec to the t, as all you have and will be is another dried up bbc darling that should’ve bought shares in a football club. The modern day mpw makes you look bad, and look at the state of Marco. Fuck off nobody needs you that’s worth of any time.

To starting a mediocre chain of Italian restaurants, that has nothing to do with your heritage, to then telling people what and not to put on their plates, and some sort of god complex. Jamie, if a real chef looks up to you then they’ve got a serious problem and belong in a chain

@jamieoliver turning off comments won’t help the fact, you went from a London cockney lad with a bit of mouth (bit too much if you add in the lisp), SOUS chef, not head nothing worthwhile of celebrating, to being the new delia smith, in this day and age not much.

@RadioGenoa The first of many of our cities to ghetto them in. Colonies of ants.

Birmingham City Council (Pakistani) party. There are no cutlery because they eat with hands and the waitresses wear hijabs or burkas. God save English people.

@ToonDazza Does bet 365 have any bets on, fat lads face smashed in within a month, the Jewish nose of the other broken quicker than the Muslim jury saying not guilty? Asking for a friend?

Cunt.

@cufcmike Free the water!!

I wish MPs got as pissed off about child poverty, as they do at the thought of not being able to drink on the job.

@Keir_Starmer Bullshit figures pulled out like many of liebours statistics? They don’t have to immigrate anymore because they’re spreading like ants already.

Net migration has fallen 82%. I promised to restore control to our borders. My government is delivering. I know there’s more to do, we’re introducing a skills-based migration system that rewards contribution and ends our reliance on cheap overseas workers.

@zarahussain999 Don’t then, the lesser of two evils? Most of these “elderly old wise mudslimes” are ignorant and want the white slave to do his work for him, hence the rise in fly tipping around certain areas.

British patriot threatens and abuses an elderly Muslim neighbour. Disgusting and disrespectful. We shouldn’t have to live like this.

@lukejcr Calling out the shite she talks, I doubt it was any offence to his wife, sister, daughter, granny, or any woman out there, she’s terrible and the government is the worst we’ve ever had.

Labour: tackling violence against women and girls. Reform: would dish out peerages for shouting at women in the street. Grim.

@KieraDiss Only in Bradford do they have a clean air zone but full of pollution.

Introducing the UK’s largest ASIAN only shopping centre, now open in BRADFORD. With 45 vendors, owners are promising a bazaar-like experience saying: “It’s like a walk through the Middle East” Just what we all needed.

@IfindWankers Defo works in “data entry” or something similar.

How has society permitted the proliferation and normalization of such massively mentally wanktarded wankers?

@AntiWokeMemes Muslims or the left wing, anything green or Corbyn

What are they called?

@VoteGreenNorth Why should I ask a hard working tax payer, pay 80k for any Green Party mp who gets hushed by kier Starmer? Kier shut her up in one sentence, literally the jokest government we’ve ever had, called you all out, funny Dave’s now campaigning for free water! You can’t make it up.

Why should I, as a taxpayer in Huddersfield, be paying for MPs who earn 3 or 4 times as much as me to have a cheaper glass of wine in central London than I could find anywhere in Huddersfield?

@ZackPolanski Funny how kier called you out today!?!

Water privatisation has been outright theft. Whoever is next PM must commit to ending this scandal and take our water back into public ownership. No more failed regulation. theguardian.com/business/2026/…

@KTHopkins @OfficialChubby I’ve paid to see him before, I would do again. The split arses!!!!

My one woman protest against Exmouth Pavilion for cancelling @OfficialChubby AFTER he was on sale … because of “inclusivity”. What a load of crap. Taxpayer funded theatres should LET TAXPAYERS DECIDE

@HoodedClaw1974 As for saying he does that service well good on him, because not many people can tame my mop, never mind on the daily. Being black or Afro Caribbean isn’t the issue is it? Unless your some sort of nf voter from the early 90s when it still wasn’t a problem for us.

@HoodedClaw1974 Well i suffer with the same problem as many of George’s clients do, not many people can cut and shape Afro Caribbean hair, I used to shave my head and get labelled as a skin head thug because I’m white, now I’ve got a barber who can deal with the thickness, I’m all good.

Barbers in Bolton. Not very diverse or integrated, is it? Do you not cut white mens hair George?

@jomickane The only good thing he’s accomplished in his tenure is shutting that vile green mp down today 👏🏻. other than that refer to the spitting image videos👎.

Why is Starmer putting out loads of shit videos on TikTok? He just looks like a twat 🤣🤣🤣 the double chin on it 😬🤣

@TheAliceSmith There it is, the ending that shut her up! Rather a lying deceitful Labour government than the greens any day!

I can’t help thinking that this new anti-alcohol purge by the Greens has a particular voting bloc in mind…

@narindertweets Where’s the end? The bit where she gets shut down like the moron she is.

Green MP Hannah Spencer brings up the question of Mp's drinking on the job (quite rightly) And listen to the jeering. Watch Sarah "too many black ppl on TV" Pochins face! You'd think Hannah had taken all her money off her and left her homeless on the street. Jeez! The dirty looks!