Andy Welsh 👓

Meet Rufus! The latest addition to our home. After a late arrival on Saturday he's slowly settling, loving cuddles, playing, toileting outside, and even enjoyed his own bed last night.

We just got back from dropping the lil squish off for her first full day at nursery. Big sad. Big proud.

Aaaand I'm out of office til Monday to celebrate our daughter turning one. Which is crazy.

Still alive btw

ny face when someone repeats themselves 3 times & I still don't hear them...

@david_statter @HeinzUK About 2/3

@imandywelsh @HeinzUK At least it's still one of your five a day?

@HeinzUK so er... that's two tins, half full, no spaghetti. Of course, no receipt because why would I expect half filled tines and no spaghetti 😬

@TheePhenomenal1 Really glad it was on earlier than usual. Means not having to stay up til silly o'clock for that...

@imandywelsh Mate it’s a joke isn’t it

I swear WWE's creative team write in crayon.

Wild how this bullshit is legal - forcing people into a pay-for-privacy position? For "targeted ads"... uh huh. Fabulous.

Went the zoo, saw some monkeys.

Hey @duolingo tf is this?

look at all them chickens

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"Helping"

Happy New Year all ✌🏻

She tried a slice if gherkin & liked it, so we're all good 👍🏼

Addie just tried tomatoes and seems to like them, and I'm unsure how to feel about that.

Merry crimmas all. Hope your meeces finally get some cheeses 🧀

@TheSpiffingBrit Le gasp

Im not going to play Expedition 33. it's too french.

Had some injections. Didn't even get a sticker for being a brave boy. Ridiculous.