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@imermu

|Alhamdulillah| gamer🎮|potential engineer, oil and gas| Investor | always minding my business😎.

Earth Katılım Nisan 2017
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dracojeremy🔫
dracojeremy🔫@jeremyb___·
imagine you’re at the office and your husband sent this to you. you’ve won in life
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ٌ🇬🇭@1GTA__·
date cancelled because she doesn’t own a ride…passenger prince or nothing💅🏽
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LERRY@_AsiwajuLerry·
The fact that we can never run out of templates for this trend even if we run it for a whole week tells you the amount of insane things women post and get away with.
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Lola Okunrin
Lola Okunrin@lollypeezle·
“I never told Nedu the child was his own, he just assumed because we were married” This is the height of women sounding very very very dumb. I knelt down inside BRT that day to weep. 😭
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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
These boys recreated a 2020 Almajari conversation 😹😹😹😹 If you never saw the 2020 tweet you will never understand how daft it is.
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E@_ellaru·
Jokes aside, how did women even start having so much audacity to start making demands on another person’s money, to the point of sounding so entitled? It’s actually crazy if you deep it.
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Black_Melanin🥰
Black_Melanin🥰@itz_taser·
I hope with all these tweets, we women can see how insensitive and self!sh we sound.
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P.haraoh 👑@Ugochukwu96_·
March 24, 2026: Men Posting Like Women's Day. We should make it an annual thing 😂. Every March 24th..
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
On my birthday, my girlfriend didn’t plan anything because she was broke. So I took my guys out to have the time of my life. Her brokeness will not stop me from enjoying my birthday.
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Emmanuel Echeta
Emmanuel Echeta@PenTitan·
You see a guy who looks fresh and you want him. But you don't want to spend money to maintain him. How do you think he looks fresh? Broke women make me laugh
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SKB@seyikanbai·
once you date a woman that spends on you, you’d realize how much nonsense you’ve tolerated in the past.
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𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥
Empty compliments can’t pay for my haircuts or buy me new clothes If you can’t press money keep your compliments
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P.haraoh 👑
P.haraoh 👑@Ugochukwu96_·
"This picture will not trend because i am not naked"
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