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@samwisegaggings dw it was me

It’s so crazy to me that everybody has so much hatred for people who don’t date for whatever reason. Like have you ever been friends with someone who was so focused on finding a boyfriend that they’d blow off or endanger anybody for a crumb of romantic attention? Harrowing.

i feel like if you actually care about how much dating someone has done before they met you then you’re the problem. not the person who has never dated before.

there was really a time when i thought i'd be a wife by 27, i'm not even a girlfriend like wtf

@butchbiting basset hound

okay i don't like feeling left out so what dog breed am i guys pleasee

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

pride month around the corner means something lesbian will happen to me right

@butchbiting deutsche bahn sitzplatzreservierung stirbt den heldentod

why would my femme ever need a chair if my lap and face are literally right there

ITS SO BORING HAVING NO ONE TO SEND SELFIES TO ILL KMS

1 pm, 29 degrees and i have the blood pressure of a bug

i’m such a good girlfriend and i’m no one’s girlfriend rn #wtf

not everyone is a femme or a butch and that’s okay. it’s important to me that u know that. Genuinely. u can just be a lesbian. that’s all

@butchbiting we just got rid of owen hunt, there's literally no need ✋👍

just saw a tiktok that said if you put meredith grey in the pitt she'd basically be having a day off but if you put robby in greys anatomy he'd k himself and now i need him on that show just so i can be rid of him

my office password is right next to my monitor in case the next resident evil protagonist needs it

we need to start recognizing the tummy as an erogenous zone

@butchbiting daniel ratcliffe

it's so hot i'm #dying

Combatting depression by cumming 3+ times a day.

Self harming by living with my parents in my 20s

@butchbiting okay timmy

hey can i come over and explode

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two boobs in ur face