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@imlewd21

MDNI! 27, big thick white uncut cock, here for fun and maybe more 😈 DM me, ladies if you wanna see my third leg

DM me ladies Katılım Şubat 2018
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𐕣@Gottalovechaze·
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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄
I went on my hour lunch at 12:30 and changed my status to reflect I was at lunch but I got a message asking for a quick meeting at 1 that I didn’t see nor respond to because I was at lunch and my status reflected such. When I came back and said “sorry I was on my lunch” I got bitched at. Like you people are so insufferable
S.🎧@1ssve

A coworker got written up for not responding to a 9pm Teams message. She was asleep. Like a normal human being.

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Denims@DenimsTV·
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Zack@Asmongold

@UbermenschMind Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup This isn't me being gay, it's science Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men

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ken@kentyshoo·
i act freaky online but in personal i just wanna be cuddled
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KasiboySA@KasiboySA·
I lost my granny Tupperware and now she don’t trust me no more
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🩷Kaz/Lucy🩷@kaz_maniandevil·
Scott using the “greater than or equal to” symbol here instead of just “greater than” is very funny
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adochka@worstautist·
this girl in my japanese class is japanese and from japan like is that not cheating
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🩸@neumanic·
the concept of the bush parody becoming an arab woman...
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lucia ⭒@asrielle_·
brother and i got matching tattoos
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𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar·
Forget sex, can you just stay? Can you stick around, be patient with me, and not give up on me while I figure myself out?
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jaden@nonamyrk·
I like watching guys jerk off
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@Whotfismick·
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
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