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@imlewd21
MDNI! 27, big thick white uncut cock, here for fun and maybe more 😈 DM me, ladies if you wanna see my third leg
DM me ladies Katılım Şubat 2018
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This is what happens when you elect people with a backbone
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver
🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani forces Jeff Bezos to pay $9 million in unpaid fines for harming NYC’s air quality.
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I went on my hour lunch at 12:30 and changed my status to reflect I was at lunch but I got a message asking for a quick meeting at 1 that I didn’t see nor respond to because I was at lunch and my status reflected such. When I came back and said “sorry I was on my lunch” I got bitched at. Like you people are so insufferable
S.🎧@1ssve
A coworker got written up for not responding to a 9pm Teams message. She was asleep. Like a normal human being.
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Scott using the “greater than or equal to” symbol here instead of just “greater than” is very funny
Conner@hyrulefields64
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The big NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION label is so fucking funny
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
How can you be this dumb
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This is fucking disgusting
Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776
The White House just posted this. I think WTF is a fair response.
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the hottest, most boring girl you know is going to be her for halloween
ethan@strands00
Nikki Freeman in Obsession (2026)
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bro crashing out over reptile cheeks
Clipped World@clippedworld
First Time He Ever Saw a Female 😂
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