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@imnotactuallym

instant coffee enthusiast

Katılım Kasım 2020
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الله يستر من مطاعم ٢٠٢٧
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لو سمحت لازم حجز لو سمحت توقف طابور انتظار لا ما عندنا مواقف لا ما عندنا حمام ولا عليك امر نظف طاولتك وراك وقفل الباب وانت طالع لا بس هاذي تجربه المطاعم مؤخرا في ٢٠٢٦
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Please try kabsa Love from Saudi Arabia
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اهخ يا باول لو تعرف عن نكت المحششين بتموت ضحك
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.@HannahIamthest1

So a German, an Englishman and an Irishman... were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when they were arrested by Saudi police. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to appeal their sentences down to 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "As it is my first wife's birthday today, she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line; after thinking for a bit he said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but after only 10 lashes the whip had shredded the pillow. When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying in pain. The Englishman was next up. After watching the German in horror he asked, "Please tie two pillows to my back." This time it took 15 lashes, but once again the pillows were shredded, and the Englishman was led away bleeding and whimpering in pain. The Irishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from the most beautiful part of the world I have ever seen. Because of this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Irishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable man from a beautiful island, you are also very brave," the Sheikh said with admiration. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?" And the Irishman said, "Tie the Englishman to my back." 🤣🤣

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داخل كل اخ/اخت وسطى كيم جونغ اون صغير ينتظر اللحظة اللي يتحرر فيها عشان يبطش بالعائله اولاً ثم العالم ما ادري وش ساحرهم الوسطانيين لكن يحتاجوا مراعاه
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وجود مدير في حياتك يهاوشك باستخدام chatgpt هي من اسباب اني ما اقدر اكمل رمضان بدون ذنوب
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سلوى المطيري is an extremely important historical figure in our modern day history
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if your dad is on linkedin I dont want to hear your opinion
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@0101ghaith فعلا لاقيني في لفه
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خالد لفه شخص قابلته في لفه وتعرفت عليه
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damn yall are strict
لوليتا@2lolo2002

@GoldenDose السفر للترفيه من خوارم المرؤوءه الرجل الحقيقي ما يشيل شنطته ويسافر يتمشى كانه فلبيني الرجال يسافرون للتجاره و العمل فقط و الترفيه الوحيد حقهم البر و الصيد مو ملاهي و مقاهي و اسواق مالت عليكم

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who needs enemies when you have friends like this
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Meen ma byroo7 Dubai!??
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اللي يلقى لي صوره وانا كنت اتمشى في دبي هذا موب انا
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