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🧵Introducing KarenAi... KarenAi is an AI-powered chatbot and voice synthesizer designed to solve annoying customer service situations. It can negotiate your phone bill, dispute your credit card transactions, and let you speak with a manager at the touch of a button using Ai!

Recession indictor: pastries are now market price. Hyperinflation has hit even the croissants

AI is cool but we need our brightest minds working on a urinal which doesn’t splash back

I know I could find a wife.. if only I had access to the palantir database...

dont ever "put me on bcc to save my inbox" I want to see how this goes

@Baxate small baggies w a tiny creatine spoon

those who are creatine power users (10g/day) how do you travel with it if you are a carry on kinda person? container is too big and baggy is annoying

oh in sf: “he’s got a post-economic digital footprint”

why is a shape up $65 in sf. fuck u

farmer: i’m sure an extra straw won’t hurt horse’s back: broken

I’ve made a grave error

excited to announce we’re now SOC2 compliant thanks to the team at delve (i’m going to prison)

One of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard

hitting prs w this song

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i love sf :)

Is this game

I tore my knee 3 days after posting this :(

I need to re-calibrate my risk tolerance after turning 26 and being off my parents insurance

It’s just interpretive dancing

Karate is really the dumbest fucking sport of all time

It has come to my attention that I am not invincible. Unfortunate.