healing myself

Toxic girl stuff #standupcomedy

Its a beautiful day to be you....

I bought a dozen roses for my 75-year-old friend Sue for $4 two days after Valentine's and she was SO happy. every girlfriend I've ever had would have been furious 🤷‍♂️

@DougStanhope I always talked to whats his face about wanting to do something like that! beat me too it.

This was posted to my reddit page, dunno who did the animation but it's fantastic! MOTHER! youtube.com/watch?v=_Pda20…

our only belief: "all religions are equally ridiculous. don't be a dick."

I’m reading Carl Yung in a city called Toronto, it’s a lot warmer here

My book, Harold, is out now in paperback.  If you read it I hope you enjoy it. Also, have a nice day. simonandschuster.com/books/Harold/S…

Maybe he’s an ironic comedian whose lost his mind

@everett_xl @travisa850 Nimbinji!

@travisa850 Dexter the cat, and mayBe the boxer. Yes we spell her name that way. If we gotta pay the vet's crazy prices, we are gonna make it funny for us. Dexter is 15 and mayBe is 11. Both gonna break my heart soon

Show me your animals please 🙏

@everett_xl @DJs_mortal_foil

@imnotyourjacket Is duuvy o. Twitter?

This time in 2024, reflecting on 2021, & I know where I came from

I think my mums a bro, wrote a status on fb.

21.

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@nmtatman5000 The Logan cemetery I mean

The Only Stadium With Really Long Term Parking. #GoLobos

@nmtatman5000 Sounds like a good place for a gig

@everett_xl ❤️❤️❤️ she just came out we talked about how we don’t get math!!!

@imnotyourjacket Savour the silence Alexis has granted you this evening. And enjoy the soothing sounds of your, what I consider, sanity. Sanity will, with bewilderment, laugh at what is considered sane, by those that have never experienced them both

I like this twitter writing group btw!