Adi Jain

S13 Masters + #1 Blitz NA

“Vhat are you doing Nein furher” “I’m creating an nba vranchise… I zink I will call it…Oklahoma City Thunder”

Enough 😭

Many other players in the NBA would flop on the contact he creates with Cason Wallace.. but Ant is a dog who wants to take your soul and that’s why I’ll always love watching him play - win or lose

How I take his under?

Walk in yo trap…@AggieVolleyball Welcome to the Final Four!!! #GigEm

Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.” I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.” Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.

I’m sorry, does that hoodie say “2008 Global Financial Crisis” on it?

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

Public Intoxication X 2. Responded to report of intoxicated subject in men's restroom near Section 334/335. Called sober friend. Sober friend arrived intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmississippistate

When i was younger i thought tiger woods killed somebody 😂😂😂😂😂whole time he just cheated

ages 18 to 24 are weird. some friends can’t drive, some are still virgins, some are dating, some are getting married, some already have kids, and some still need to ask their parents if they can stay out after 10 pm

He ate one of the dwarfs

My grandma said “keep $5 in your pocket just in case you see a cute girl and you can get her Iemonade” grandma these bxtches don’t want lemonade they want ChaneI bags 😩

If Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor at the age of 33 it will be a death blow to millions of young south Asian men in this country. Every desi parent is gonna be like, “Zohran was Mayor of New York City at 33! You haven’t even bought a house yet! Why can’t you be more like him?!?” Ohhhh dark days ahead for south Asian men. Smh.

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

Is skims gonna make grey sweatpants with a big dih print, cus my shit small

the lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore

Ja Morant just fainted out of jealousy

my boyfriend just said that on long drives he watches other cars and makes “friends” with the other drivers who are driving “normal” and gets sad when him and the other “normal” drivers part ways ????