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Adi Jain
@imonadderrall
S13 Product Grandmaster Support Prev: Tempest & TAMU
Dallas, TX Katılım Ağustos 2015
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Walk in yo trap…@AggieVolleyball Welcome to the Final Four!!! #GigEm
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Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.”
I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.”
Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.
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I’m sorry, does that hoodie say “2008 Global Financial Crisis” on it?
Minnesota Timberwolves@Timberwolves
back on the road again.
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Public Intoxication X 2. Responded to report of intoxicated subject in men's restroom near Section 334/335. Called sober friend. Sober friend arrived intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmississippistate
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He ate one of the dwarfs
Total Football@TotalFootball
Lamine Yamal has grown from 171cm to 181cm.
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If Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor at the age of 33 it will be a death blow to millions of young south Asian men in this country.
Every desi parent is gonna be like, “Zohran was Mayor of New York City at 33! You haven’t even bought a house yet! Why can’t you be more like him?!?”
Ohhhh dark days ahead for south Asian men. Smh.
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Is skims gonna make grey sweatpants with a big dih print, cus my shit small
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.
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