imogene

@ad___nauseam I’m just looking out for u 😙

@imoogene yes, case in point, you pathologize my [insert random unspoken activity you associate me with and resent] 'behavior' to explain why I caught a cold. A totally good social reflex with no possible adverse consequences 👍

Like 90 percent of my friends interpret anytime I catch a cold as an effect my behavior, rather than like the routine transmission of the cold

@ad___nauseam Who

That chilling moment when you hear your buddy’s gf voice for the first time 🤢

@ad___nauseam my girl

They are absolutely blasting Imogen Heap “Hide and Seek” at this Delta gate

@ad___nauseam I’ll give u a reply since no one else did

fuck, marry, kill tom hanks, colin hanks, chet hanks

@ad___nauseam maybe not no

@imoogene you mean you driving me thursday in LA?

Who’s driving to my fav beach tomorrow????

@me_im_chloe @ad___nauseam I feel attacked

People with “global entry” also get on the fast track to hell

@ad___nauseam me and her are same

Every morning my mom wants a list of everything I drank the night before

@sambuckcountry Including me

Did like some random locked porn account retweet me or something? I got a ton of horny burner account followers the past 24 hours 🧐

@ad___nauseam how badly u should move to la

What should I lean into when I get back to nyc?

i love evil charli

@PatrikSandberg 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@ad___nauseam Don’t buy peanut butter

I don't care if it kills me, i refuse to buy the peanut butter you gotta stir yourself

@THE_REAL_DUCK ur right me and slippy are moving back in

@imoogene betcha didn't think you'd miss anything about Crane =)

I’m coming back on here after a year to ask why r all coffee tables hideous

@JoeNankin Design forgot coffee tables

@imoogene Almost a year in with no CT cuz I’m afraid of appearing frat-y

@ad___nauseam and in ur mind the memes accurately depict relationships

@ad___nauseam Love this viral tweet exclusively retweeted by teachers

I always tell my students that I accept low stake reasons for not doing assignments like--'too boring,' 'hungover,' 'phone addiction,' 'busy',but they always opt 4 extreme medical emergencies & it's like ofc fine, excused but damn the horror fucks me up 1/4 of you hospitalized rn