PAUL GRIFFITHS

@AesopZak lol hopefully you have seen that vid or else that would sound like quite a strange tweet :D

Pavement of the Day

@AesopZak excuse me! im a female police officer! XD

coachella looks so awesome

designing a new “glue reservoir” to streamline bookbinding — instead of brushing glue onto upright spines, the idea is simple: dip the spine straight into a pool for faster, cleaner, more consistent results. after binding, simply seal the glue reservoir to save glue

we have to write books full of laws to get people to live by 10 commandments

The Works Bookshop meeting: “Right. Our intelligence says the speccy little nerds have figured out how to peel the stickers off. Unacceptable. I want that 2-for-1 offer chemically bonded to every Harry Potter so it lives in their brain permanently.”

are we actually becoming connected because of technology — or is it just proving something that was already there? maybe the connection exists first… invisible, unmeasurable, unprovable — and the devices just give us a way to point at it.

“mummy why’s that man got a trolley full of books?” “don’t look at him sweetie, he’s not fully integrated”

someones even stolen my signature Red cup with Heat Conserving Lid and custom branding. not had any coffee all morning. 3rd missing cup, totaling about 8 pounds in estimated losses but dealing much more emotional and negative energy

@AesopZak lol id love to throw one of those Guinness World Records at his head… been eyeing those big hardbacks up actually as a potential weapon in self defence. 2008 looks to be a good year for some decent amount of damage. lots of world records must of been broken that year

@impaulgriffiths @LancsPolice Throw the book at him!

when reviewing cctv you can honestly spot a thief in seconds… every motion on our cctv is reviewed across 8 main cameras and a further amount of backup cameras in case more needs to be investigated

went to watch “Project Hail Mary” tonight - really awesome

just saw a family in town playing “wave at the motion-detector CCTV when it turns toward you” — wholesome little dystopian pastime

wow, next on my list of things to clear out; “scrap” wood… ive been a horder of wood, the flats full of it, some nice stuff though… made me think - we need a lumber yard that acts as a charity shop!! im throwing out hundreds of pounds of wood today

@AesopZak where is that 😭

Notice of the Day

lol just overheard a woman say to her husband “they brought that out quick didn’t they” while picking up Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë 💀 her husband just goes “I think it’s been out a while”

A lot of people believe they’ll go to heaven no matter how they live.

it took a while to get the highlighting code to work on OYMYO.com but now that its savingevery highlight on each page it is awesome, the first versions had some issues with placement, saving, scaling & resource but this version is fine tuned to be awesome

new highlighting feature rolling out across the whole of OYMYO.com - users can now highlight text and it saves for all users

nostalgic flashback - the Babycakes shop