Jeremy Phelan

Vault. Damien Hardwick's first interview, moments before his coaching debut Round 1, 2010

BREAKING: A hotel quarantine mattress has just defeated Bernie Tomic in straight sets.

Dusty. That’s all

@Miccacoumbro North will have a strong list of 20 next season the way they’re going

Ben Brown is possibly one of the only players who wants to actually stay at the club. Best years are still ahead of him, poorly handled!

@VictoriaPolice Been assaulting people for years with The People’s elbow. Guess now he’s hit ‘Rock Bottom’

Have you seen Dwayne Johnstone? A warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old’s arrest for assault and damage matters. He is known to frequent the Lalor, Thomastown and Epping areas. 📞 Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 🔗 bit.ly/3ial9nD

@trentdonnan @FAKE_FOOTY Hahahaha

@FAKE_FOOTY @imphelanit

Many AFL players binged #TheLastDance during the COVID shutdown 🏀 But one team instead decided to watch all 12 seasons of The Big Bang Theory. Could their lack of MJ-inspiration explain their early season struggles? 🤔 MORE >>>

@bfenna35 Well known that it’s not his role too.. and it’s working haha

Honestly, does Dustin ever chase or push into D50?

@KrisMannix Fucking sour Collingwood supporters, you’re lucky you even drew. Your team kicked 1 goal after quarter time, and if it was a normal length game you would have got rolled. Don’t blame umpiring

@Lolcha11 @Richmond_FC Yep. As a football supporter in general you’d hate seeing stars retire with so much of there career left. Scary Richmond will have a big chunk of salary cap to spend on another star next year but 😏

@imphelanit @Richmond_FC It’s shattering as a tiger supporter, he was a good chap

A generational defender. A true Richmond Man. Five-time All-Australian, and 2017 premiership player, Alex Rance has called time on his decorated playing career to focus on his family and faith. richmondfc.com.au/news/550354

@Lolcha11 @Richmond_FC Fucked if I know lol, it’s broken my heart. I can’t concentrate at work

@Richmond_FC How do you concentrate on faith?? @imphelanit

Future tigs 🐯

@prockter22 Lol was very much a joke haha

@imphelanit Round 1, Jiz 😆 #spellyourself 😏

Dayne beams should have stayed at Brisbane the Collingflog lol

@KrisMannix Great deck the KHR

@boalexander45 So fucked hey lol

@bfenna35 @VFL @CollingwoodFC @EtihadStadiumAU @alvey5 @walbrady_8 What more has he got to do

@bfenna35 @CollingwoodFC @walbrady_8 @Nard_Rigby @melza114 @slimmo_14 @alvey5 Must be close with Fasolo and Elliot out! Hope he gets his chance!

@CameronLing do you realise your comments are pathetic and should be kept under your red tin