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@thrluv I feel this about toasted sandwiches

why does melted cheese feel less healthy than cold cheese

@todayyearsold Such a brain dead take omg!! There would still be people in your room for four hours and WHEN would it get cleaned?

Hotel check-in should be at 11AM, and checkout should be at ЗРM

@PopBase Both losers idc

Sydney Sweeney shares montage with Scooter Braun.

@BobDSacamano @ahmedhathoutt Not really, just don’t love genocide

@importanttakes @ahmedhathoutt Terrorist lover

Does anyone know this guy’s stance on Palestine? i’m trying to see something

@ gay men cause some of them are too comfortable

@despusssy Yep!!! And i do not care if you’re gay

bitch and cunt are not words for men to be using

@thrluv I like him 🙂

i really really hate when i type :) & this 🙂 fucker appears go away you evil soul

I would never abuse drugs I love drugs

@bratzg0re always beautiful women with correct opinions 💞💞💞 reform are ginormous smelly gimps

reform voters are big smelly gimps x

A gentle reminder that a man who goes to work to “provide for his family” is actually sacrificing nothing And would still have to work if he didn’t have a family

@mclovenxoxo this was the tweet that made me put my phone back down and get on with my work. It’s a wrap for today

MY most choice feminism take is that the worst part of having a cold sore isn’t the pain, it’s not being able to suck my husbands cock >:-(

The fear of someone asking me what I’ve been up to and the answer is genuinely nothing

The thought of moving back to ur home city is genuinely so scary

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

@salemmitchell @thedigitaldash_ omg what a beautiful woman!!!!

in japan and i love my nails

In the library doing an assignment and dive next to me has crawled under the desk and is snoring loudly

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse