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@HomegrownTHC @sciencegirl Blah, blah, blah... it required electricity to charge, which required a power plant that gave off emissions. What's your gripe? You'd rather choke on fumes & see chemtrails? You like black soot falling down on you, your grandkids? But wait! You probably are pro nuke power, right?

@sciencegirl Zero emissions? How did they charge the thing? Lightning? Last I checked, about 60% of NY's power grid came from natural gas. That is not zero emission.

I’m NYC just saw its first electric air taxi flight. Joby Aviation flew from John F. Kennedy International Airport to Downtown Manhattan in 7 minutes, quiet, zero emissions, and a glimpse of traffic-free travel.

💥NEW: Megyn Kelly *EXCORIATES* Jimmy Kimmel💥 "That clearly was NOT a joke about age difference. It was an ASSASSINATION joke ... He suggested Melania Trump wants her husband DEAD!" "He's LYING ... He's desperate. He's irrelevant ... What the f*ck, ABC!?"

The White House has the perfect idea how to handle Jimmy Kimmel. 🤣🤣

@DGPredict_ Baseball players are the worst fighters. They look like idiots when they do it. It's a shame the leagues allow it, but that's because the sick public loves it.

We weren't aware of this side of baseball 😳

@333too3 An opthamologist's vacation?

In there there is a.....

Lee Zeldin SCORCHES Democrat Rosa DeLauro when she loses it over the EPA's budget proposal, claiming it "reads like a climate change denier's manifesto" and screeches that climate change is "flooding our streets" and "poisoning our air": Zeldin: "Following the law...Where does it say anything about fighting global climate change? Loper Bright, Supreme Court case. You familiar with it?" DeLauro: "N-, no, maybe others are. I'm not." Zeldin: "But that's really important. As a member of Congress, Loper Bright says that we, as an agency, don't have the authority to get creative if Section 202 of the Clean Air Act-" DeLauro: "No, no...YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY CLIMATE CHANGE DOES NOT EXIST; THAT IT'S A HOAX! And that is where this administration is coming from!" Zeldin: "I understand you're upset that you don't know what Loper Bright is. Do you know what the Major Policies Doctrine is?" DeLauro: "I'm upset because...Lemme just say this to you!" Zeldin: "You're a member of Congress; you should know...You're very defensive about not knowing the two biggest landmark Supreme Court cases of the last year with regards to your question..." DeLauro: "You're here because you need money from us! SO HALT FOR THE SECOND AND WAIT FOR THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!" Zeldin: "Well, I answered your question and you didn't like my answer because you don't know what Loper Bright is, because you don't know the Major Policies Doctrine is. You're asking me about Section 202 of the Clean Air Act, and you don't read it. You don't know what it says...I actually read the law. I do my homework. You're just somebody who likes to have the microphone on. You know what I have to do? I read the law; I read the Supreme Court cases...You care about science; now you're threatening to defund it?" Brilliant job, EPA Administrator! 👏

@BonillaJL Sure @jimmykimmel , that's what it was. Hey @ABCNetwork and @Disney - when are you guys going to get rid of this smug jerk and put on a real comedian with some class?

KIMMEL DEFENDS THE JOKE: "I said, 'our first lady Melania's here, look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Which, obviously, was a joke about their age difference- and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination."

@BrianRoemmele The food wasn't very good; barely a notch above Denny's or similar "diner" places which crank out warmed up food from cans and use pre-made frozen meals. The famous Pea Soup was likely never actually made on the premises. It was like visiting your grandmother's bridge club.

A Faded Memory. Andersen's Pea Soup Restaurant opened in 1924, founded by Danish immigrant Anton Andersen and his wife Juliette. Originally a small roadside stand along what became U.S. Route 101, it grew into one of the most well-known stops in California. During the Great Depression, the business struggled until Juliette added split pea soup to the menu. It was simple, affordable, and filling and it ended up saving the restaurant. From there, it became a destination. By the 1930s-1960s, this was a major stop for travelers between Los Angeles and San Francisco. Tour buses lined the parking lot, families planned trips around it, and the restaurant served hundreds of people daily. The location became known for more than just food. Danish-style architecture, a windmill, gift shops, and the mascots Hap-Pea and Pea-Wee made it a full roadside attraction. Billboards across California counted down the miles until you arrived. For decades, it remained busy and became part of California road trip culture. But as highways improved and travel became faster, fewer people stopped. Over time, the crowds declined. Today, the building still stands, but the activity that once filled it is gone. What was once a packed destination is now a decaying reminder of our great past.

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

@gemugirl Is this that new Netflix series called "Bouy Force"?

That’s great white shark dangerous 😲

@333too3 That's gonna leave a mark!

Bull's Eye.......

@PlanetOfMemes Pete Davidson will get the part.

Coming soon to Wokeflix.

@izaqueoeav Probably a drug runner sub. Or the hull of a capsized boat. Call Agent Mulder!

😳😳😳 WTFFFFFFF 🛳🛸 EU CHAMO ISSO DE PRIVILÉGIO "Estavamos cruzando os mares de Porto Rico, quando o navio parou e vimos esse objeto brilhando quase na superfície da água com essa luz linda metálica, todos saíram para tirar foto e filmar, depois de alguns minutos isso sumiu sem deixar qualquer tipo de rastro na água." Passageiros de um Cruzeiro se assustam com a aparição de um Osni na superfície do Mar em Porto Rico.

@Jules31415 I wonder if Prez T told him he needed to do something about his boy Jimmy K? That was a really cruel, rude and somehow prophetic joke he told last night about the 1st Lady. #ABC #JimmyKimmel #Trump #Disney

ABC's Jonathan Karl seems astounded to tell George Stephanopoulos how his phone rang shortly after 7am on Sunday—and President Trump was on the other end of the line, checking in on him after the WHCD shooting. "My landline, actually a number few people call. It was President Trump calling. He said at first he was calling to see if I was okay with what happened last night. 'Are you okay?' Then he...emphasiz[ed] the unity that he felt in that moment, that he felt at the dinner before the shooting and certainly after, with the people who reached out to him. Absolutely, and he was quite firm about this, 'that dinner must be rescheduled,'" Karl recounted. Absolutely incredible. There's no one like 47.

@333too3 I would if I could, but honestly, I don't know what the heck is going on. Sorry. But i do like you're posts!

ANY ONE??????????//

@TrumpGirlOnFire They're growing up fast! That must have been 5 years ago. youtu.be/fcuhklb78H4?si…

Ok this was just fun! Some ZZ Top for ya 😂 The girl is just having too much fun.

@MarioNawfal This should be taken down. All you have done is give this guy an audience and the fame he was seeking. He should not get that.

🇺🇸 The full manifesto of WHCD gunman Cole Allen has been obtained by the New York Post. Key takeaways: - A 31-year-old California teacher who described himself as "half-black, half-white" - Sent the 1,052-word document to family 10 minutes before the attack - Targeted Trump administration officials by rank, explicitly excluded Kash Patel - Used buckshot deliberately to minimize collateral casualties - Described Secret Service security as "actually insane" and said he walked in with multiple weapons undetected - "If I was an Iranian agent instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed" - Ended the manifesto: "It's awful. I want to throw up. Can't really recommend it. Stay in school, kids." Full manifesto: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.) While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn’t get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids." Source: New York Post

So, that's it? It's 100% confirmed? The study is complete? There's not one other dad who's prouder of his kid than Billy-Bob? Huh. Well, he should get a trophy. #BillyBobThornton #Hollywood #Dads This Hollywood icon is Cal Poly's proudest dad sfgate.com/centralcoast/a… via @SFGate

@E_Barcohana HEY! Make sure this guy was a true, "native" Californian before you start slamming my homeland, you donut!

California is really so embarrassing