AMELIA 🇺🇸

strawpage is still under construction as of now dudes but that's okay cuz y'all should already know the heroine of the world ~ ! ☆★

@mrkirkIand Hm... Suspicious, dude!!! My timeline doesn't have all of y'alls stuff on it... 🤔 hmm..

@imth3heroine WHAT!? No! That's absurd! Now honestly, why would you ever think such a thing? My timeline just so happens to be nothing but posts about the World Cup, as everyone else's as of now! It only makes sense that I would run into a second hashtag! Mere coincidence! Nothing more!

Wait a tick. Does my flag appear next to my name if it is a hashtag? #England Ah! How cute.

@mrkirkIand I ain't see you doing it! *gets in the drivers side and buckles in* Ill have you know -- it's calmer at night! And, just in time - they have the fourth of july plushies out!! Now you'll have a little of me everywhere you go!

@imth3heroine cannot believe you just did that. How /dare/ you. I ought to use magic to pop a tyre or something along those lines in retaliation! [ Despite these venomous, huffy words, he buckles his seatbelt. He will NOT be doing any of that. ]

Buc-ees is a bloody fever dream. I'm not even sure how to feel about what I just experienced.

@mrkirkIand Okay all Americans rejects

@imth3heroine Move along.

I cannot do this. It feels... Wrong.

@mrkirkIand Aww so you've been thinking about me so much I'm on your timeline?! ... Hahhaha!!! Kidding!!

@imth3heroine What?! There's Nothing sweet about it. I just-- Just so happened to find a post on the timeline with the tag, that is all! [ [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] ] Don't think too much about it!

@mrkirkIand Quit your whinin'!! I wouldn't hafta carry your ass like this if you behaved! *unlocks her car and opens the door, tossing him (gently, as to not hurt him) in the passenger seat*

@imth3heroine [ He /was/ going to say something smart, but he was quickly humbled by the way she scooped him up like a damn sack of flour. ] H-- HEY! Unhand me this instant, Amelia! This is absurd! Humiliating! I will NOT stand for this! [ Squirming!! ] RELEASE ME!

@mrkirkIand And awwww how sweet of you!

@mrkirkIand :0 YAAAAY YAHAYAYAYA DUDE THANK YOU!!! YAAAYY

@mrkirkIand 😒😒😒😒

@imth3heroine I'm not entertaining this conversation any longer. If you wish for a fight, you will not find it here.

@mrkirkIand HAHAHA dude don't tempt me!! And cuz you're getting some too!!! Cmon!! *huffs at him dragging his feet and let's go, only to go and pick him up!! She tosses him over her shoulder* let's go!

@imth3heroine [ Trying to dig his heels in the ground to stop her from pulling him along! (It will not work.) ] You're bloody ridiculous! Why must I tag along!? What, do you need a bloody servant to carry your bags, Princess? 😒

@mrkirkIand YOU GET TWO THAT AINT FAIR

@imth3heroine I don't see how that's fair, considering you replied to me just to do the same.

@mrkirkIand Blah blah blah whatever dude 😒

@imth3heroine Fuuuuuuuck off. Doesn't matter how many times I reiterate that such things were out of my control, it will always be /my/ fault. Right. Of course. 💢💢💢

@mrkirkIand *takes his hand* my car!! Cmon!

@mrkirkIand Nope!!

@mrkirkIand Oh fuck off your sugar molasses and navigation act fucked with my rum making 😒

@imth3heroine Stop looking at me like that. I've done nothing to warrant such a reaction.

@mrkirkIand Mhm.

@imth3heroine What? Am I not allowed to appreciate my own hashtags?

@mrkirkIand ...

@imth3heroine #England #ThreeLions

@mrkirkIand 😒😒😒😒

@imth3heroine Oi! Don't get mad at /me/ for your country's rules. Your anger is misdirected. 😒

@mrkirkIand SOO?! WE'RE COUNTRIES WE GOT OUR BOSSES MONEY

@imth3heroine That could be thousands of dollars, Amelia! It's far from worth it!

the olivia x hot topic packages are so cute 😭

@mrkirkIand :( BUT DUDE CMONNNN

@imth3heroine What!? I'm not doing that! That's far too many!