umesh agarwal उमेश अग्रवाल

@jnmfsm Mr #Modi, before going to sleep every night, should listen to speeches of #Nehru.

@NandanNilekani @rvenk @EconomicTimes Do the Chinese or the Irish or the Israelis also think the same ? Extremely stupid idea from a tech clerk. Building AI model is not just building models. Building AI models also mean tuning it to your own needs, which nobody else will do, also developing skill in future tech.

India doesn't need to lead the world in building the most advanced AI models. But it must lead in ensuring benefits of AI are widely shared. @rvenk and I have an op-ed in The @EconomicTimes economictimes.indiatimes.com/opinion/et-com…

@smritiirani @narendramodi पूरी तरह पगला गया है...

नागेन्द्रहाराय त्रिलोचनाय तस्मै नमः शिवाय॥

@Schandillia जितने साले संत बनते है, देशभक्ति को दिन रात रोते हैं, तुम्हें देशभक्त बनने को कहते हैं जैसे कि सिर्फ वो ही देशभक्त है, त्याग करने को कहते हैं, ऐसे लोग भीतर से बहुत ह*मी होते हैं..इनसे बच कर रहो..

Man goes to America. Does PhD. Stays back. Gets job. Starts family. Starts business. Builds fortune. In that order. Years pass. All well. All perfect. Until not anymore. Problems in marriage. On the verge. Desperate to separate. Only one hurdle. California is a “community property” state. Which means that wealth generated during a marriage is generally split 50-50 in a divorce. Whatever man owns of his business, wife gets half of it. Can’t let that happen. Solution? Transfers almost all he owns to siblings in India. Shares, IPR, the works. Keeps only 5% to himself. And then? Back to India. Two oceans away from California laws. Away from American jurisdiction, under banners of “rural empowerment,” “austerity,” and “nation-building,” a new phase of life about to start. Unencumbered with the ghosts from the troubled marriage. But wait...man still married, right? WhatsApp to the rescue. Talaq...talaq...talaq. Sorry, he no Muslim, so no talaq. Just a polite WhatsApp text saying, me want divorce. Finally free. Unencumbered from the woman’s presence, breath of fresh air. New life. New narratives. “The recluse” who owns just 5% of his business! Except, sister safekeeps 47% and brother 35%. Nationalism, austerity, and build-in-India. Potent mix. Man becomes patron saint of Bharatmata’s arrival. But wife unwilling to give up. Stranded with a specially abled son, woman moves court. In California. Court passes verdict. Man guilty of abandonment. Asked to post a billion-dollar bond. Man appeals. Loses. Man tries restructuring business. Court says no. Man must distance himself from the corporate helm at his business to safeguard interests. Steps down as CEO. Steps up as “chief whatever.” Convenient. Effective? Time will tell. But for now... Quite the rockstar in home country. Writing open letters asking Indians to “come back for Bharatmata.” Basking in hero-worship. Might enter politics, the last refuge, you know. Unsolicited advice: Don’t listen to him. He had to, you don’t. There’s a reason you left home. And that reason isn’t just money. It’s a quality of life your folks back home cannot begin to comprehend.

@FiachraRM China is not India...

Be Mark Zuckerberg: > learn Mandarin > give speeches in Mandarin in China > put Xi Jinping’s book on your desk > get employees to read Xi Jinping’s book > ask Xi Jinping to name your baby > get rejected > host Chinese internet officials at Facebook > try to bring Facebook back to China > get rejected > explore China-friendly censorship tools > get rejected > quietly test a China-only app > get rejected > buy an AI company with Chinese roots > get rejected by China again

@EinstYdv कम IQ का मतलब चू** भी होता है क्या ?

मेरे दृष्टिकोण से बीजेपी में सबसे कम IQ वाले 20 नेता 20. नायाब सैनी 19. मिथुन चक्रवर्ती 18. केशव प्रसाद मौर्या 17. मैथिली ठाकुर 16. अनुराग ठाकुर 15. मोहन यादव 14. देवेंद्र फडणवीस 13. रवि किशन 12. निरहुआ 11. गिरिराज सिंह 10. रेखा गुप्ता 9. संबित पात्रा 8. मनोज तिवारी 7 .सुधांशु त्रिवेदी 6. योगी आदित्यनाथ 5. भजनलाल शर्मा 4. अमित शाह 3. हिमांता बिस्वा शर्मा 2. कंगना रनौत 1. ? 1 नो पे किस बीजेपी के नेता को रखना चाहेंगे?

बहुत से हिंदुस्तानी मक्कार आपसे कहेंगे अगर विदेश में रहते हो तो देश सेवा के लिए वापस भारत आ जाओ. इन धोखेबाजों की बात में मत आओ. सोचना भी नहीं.अगर विदेश में ठीक खाते कमाते तो, परिवार की सारी जिम्मेदारियां निभा पा रहे हो, इज्जत है,तो इस देश सेवा के चक्कर में मत पड़ना..ये झांसा है.

@CommonBS786OM @grok ये top का चू** है. ऐसे बहुत हैं, भरे पड़े हैं, राजनीति में, उद्योग में, खेल मैदान में, हर जगह. सबके सब नकाब पहने हुए, घोर नकली, मक्कार. ये उनमें एक है.

Hello @grok Please Remove the Air Conditioner from the Room and Put Onions Bucket here..

@maheshperi @raghav_chadha Wanted to be in power ? Enjoy power of a politician ? What happened to Scindia and others who deserted Congress ? This Chaddha will be treated as a Paltu Kutta of Modi Shah..

The angst against @raghav_chadha is not because he left AAP. Many left AAP as they were upset with Arvind Kejriwal. The 7 of them could have left AAP and forged a separate group. They could have joined Congress or TMC or any other group. In the past 5 years, AAP and its leaders were harassed and jailed by BJP. For every AAP person, BJP was the abuser, the enemy. To that extent, no AAP leader could sleep with the enemy. Raghav Chadha moved away from AAP and joined BJP as he wanted to be in power, enjoy power of a politician. It was all about being in power. What Raghav Chadha projected of himself and what he has done are the exact opposite. He sold himself as a young idealist politician and what emerged from the facade will put even the worst politician to shame. Raghav Chadha will lose, big time..

@darab_farooqui I have seen innumerable times that those who sermon too much are in fact fraud themselves and they wear a mask all the time to hide their real self...

Why Did Sridhar Vembu Really Come to India? The story you've been sold: A billionaire tech entrepreneur renounces Silicon Valley, returns to a Tamil Nadu village, lives simply, cycles to work, talks about dharma and reversing brain drain. Simple living, high thinking. A saint in a cotton shirt. The story the California courts tell: He moved to India in late 2019. Filed for divorce in 2021. In between, he transferred ownership of Zoho's US subsidiary to entities controlled by his associate Tony Thomas and his sister Radha Vembu, who now holds an estimated 47.8% stake in the company, without his wife's knowledge or consent. A California court didn't mince words. It found that Vembu had acted "without regard for respondent's interests in community assets and without regard for the law." It ordered him to post a $1.7 billion bond. Unprecedented, the court itself said. His wife Pramila Srinivasan, who by her own account supported the household in Zoho's early years and was kept in the dark about the ownership restructuring, is still fighting the case in California. Their son, who has autism and requires lifelong care, lives with her in the Bay Area. He is 26 years old. Vembu left him behind. The move to rural India wasn't a philosophical act. It was a jurisdictional one. California's community property law requires marital assets to be split equally in a divorce. The solution, apparently, was to move the assets and himself out of California's reach before the divorce became formal. The village was the alibi. The dharma was the disguise. This is the conclusion the evidence points to. The trial is not yet concluded and Vembu has denied all allegations, calling them complete fiction. But the court, looking at the same evidence, found his explanations not credible. And then came the reward. The Modi government gave him the Padma Shri on January 26, 2021 and appointed him to the National Security Advisory Board just days later, in February 2021. The formal divorce filing came in August that year. The government honoured him while the marriage was already in ruins and the asset transfers were already underway. But the courts and the Padma Shri are almost secondary. The real villainy is what he did to millions of ordinary Indians who believed him. The man built an entire public persona on selflessness, on the idea that he had walked away from wealth and comfort for the sake of rural youth, for India, for something larger than himself. People quoted him. Teachers cited him. Young men from small towns looked up to him. It was a performance. Underneath the saint was a man who had abandoned his wife of nearly three decades, walked away from a son who needed him, moved a billion dollar empire out of legal reach, and dressed the whole operation up as enlightenment. That is the real story of why Sridhar Vembu came to India.

@riteshmjn क्या गजब की बेवकूफी की बात है ये. हां, अगर डिग्री UP Bihar Delhi Rajasthan के गुंडई कॉलेज से है तो आपकी बात सच है..

And the degrees are becoming useless with time.

@ABPNews जो पार्टी छोड़ कर जाते हैं वो धैर्य नहीं रखते, राजनीति धैर्य का काम है. तुरंत ऊंची जगह चाहिए पार्टी में, उनको लगता है पार्टी हाई कमांड उसकी उपेक्षा कर रहा है..दूसरा कारण ED CBI तो है ही. लेकिन पार्टी छोड़कर जाने पर मोदी शाह ऐसे लोगों को अपना कुत्ता बना देते हैं..देख लो कइयों को.

राघव चड्ढा पर दिल्ली के पूर्व मंत्री और आप नेता सौरभ भारद्वाज ने निशाना साधा है. उन्होंने कहा कि "आपकी (राघव चड्ढा) शादी भी इसलिए हो पाई है क्योंकि आप इस पार्टी के द्वारा राज्यसभा के अंदर मेंबर बनाए गए. आप राज्यसभा के मेंबर थे, वरना आपको कोई नहीं पूछता" #RaghavChadha #ParineetiChopra #SaurabhBhardwaj #AAP #ABPNews

@svembu + you will never hear an American businessman or Neta or a Chinese or an Indonesian or a Filipino Neta exhorting their natives to return...this sickness is only with Indian Netas and lecturers...because Indians are biggest posturers.. fake, नकली..

@svembu + the youth of India has been made to carry chairs and banners for the Netas..let the country first use their energy in some positive way..there are crores of such young people..think of them but no, no one will because you can't lecture them..persons like you live wearing mask.

Open letter to Indians in America. -- Dear brothers and sisters from Bharat: Like I did 37 years ago, you arrived in America with no money but with a good education and cultural heritage from Bharat. You achieved outstanding success. America was good to us. For that we must remain grateful - gratitude is our Bharatiya way. Yet today, a significant number of Americans, may be not the majority but not too far from it either, believe that Indians "take away" American jobs and our success in America was unfairly earned. You may think the next election will fix this, but your choice would be between people who hate our Bharatiya civilisation and people who hate civilisation itself. That is the "hard right" vs "woke left" battle. You are mere bystanders to that conflict. Meanwhile there is one thing that is true now and will be true in the future: the respect Indians command world-wide will substantially depend on the fortunes of India herself. If India remains poor, the woke left will give us moral lectures with pity and the hard right, different moral lectures with scorn ("hellhole") and we must not confuse either with respect. Respect in today's world, along with prosperity and security, comes from one source: a nation's technological prowess. India produces sufficient brain power to achieve that prowess but alas we exported so much of that talent, particularly to America. As we develop that prowess in India, our civilisational strength will assert itself. As difficult as it is for many of you to contemplate this, please come back home. Bharat Mata needs your talent. Our vast youthful population needs the technology leadership you gained over the years to guide them towards prosperity. Let's do it with a missionary zeal. Respectfully Sridhar Vembu

@sanjeevsanyal The States of Bihar, Bengal and Jharkhand will forever remain bhikhari...because the people of these states are born unfortunate, zombies, dead wood, never question, hard working intelligent yet stupid..

It is a tragedy that a state that produced Vivekananda, Netaji, AJC Bose, Tagore, Bankim and Vidyasagar is today thought of merely a source of household help in the rest of India. While there is nothing wrong in working as a maid or driver (all honest labour should be respected), the cultural and economic decline of my home state is not the joke that this gentleman seems to think. Some of us witnessed the collapse over half a century, and find this obnoxious.

@Riteshk95050394 @ripper_dhruvaa @AdvAashishSingh @ChoudharyAarv @keep52away @manuratan12 @Ashish307287741 @AtheistApex Surely this Chaddha must be having ED issues...which he found after marriage...

Do you know why Raghav Chadha joined BJP? - On 24 September 2023, he married Parineeti Chopra. - Life was perfect. Love was blooming. Everything seemed normal.. until one dark night…ED entered the story. - Raghav suddenly found himself struggling with ED. Stress, sleepless nights, endless worries, nothing seemed to work. - He searched for solutions everywhere, but relief came only when he discovered the ultimate cure: joining BJP. And just like that, all his ED-related troubles vanished overnight. Now the couple is living happily ever after. Because when it comes to ED problems, BJP isn’t just a party. it’s apparently a full prescription. For some politicians, joining BJP is like taking Viagra. Instant relief and no more ED worries.

@paranjoygt Thanks. What little more I could understand of this song: I am a pagal,talent (प्रतिभा) has no taker, I am not from any party, I don't carry a flag..doesn't matter who wins, I don't feel hot nor cold.. Bangla, among the few most appealing forceful sweet languages of the world..

@paranjoygt Didi thakbe, naa ki Modi dhukbe...can someone translate this full song in Hindi ? Beautiful rendering..

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@Nithin0dha The solution for your dilemma is simple : donate...tangible donation.

I'll admit this might sound odd coming from me, maybe even clichéd. But it's something I've been sitting with for a while, so here goes. When I started out, like most people, I had a simple wealth goal. I'd actually written it down: hit ₹5 crore, retire in Goa, beach shack, done. That was the dream. After the Zerodha journey, I find myself on a very different side of that equation, and the dark inequalities of wealth and opportunity are harder to ignore than ever. We all know the numbers on inequality. The concentration of wealth among the top 1% is severe and getting worse, and it's even starker among the top 0.1%. The post-2008 era of rising asset prices has likely made this worse, because the people who hold financial assets are, by definition, people who already have money. This isn't unique to India. Barring a few exceptions, it's a global phenomenon. I'm cautious about attributing every socio-political problem we face today to inequality, but it's hard to deny the role it's played in the political upheavals we're seeing across the world. History rarely shows that sustained, extreme inequality ends well. To me, it increasingly feels like sitting in a car with the brakes cut, watching a cliff approach. Btw, all of this even before AI, which has a non-trivial probability of making things worse. I'll stop short of prescribing solutions. It's too easy to reach for simple answers to complicated problems, and that's a separate conversation entirely. But I think we need to collectively acknowledge this: wealth that just sits in financial assets whose value keeps compounding upward doesn't do much good for anyone beyond those who already have it. And if that wealth isn't in motion, if it isn't doing some social good, the fabric that holds us together will only continue to fray and lead to cynicism, resentment, and worse yet, nihilism. We're already seeing all of it. What I am saying is that even if a portion of that wealth were channelled into things that could materially improve lives, that seems worth doing. Hoarding wealth, in the grand scheme of things, doesn't really help anyone.