Joe Dirt

Quick update. Seven years was the unexpectedly harsh starting point, reduced for pleading guilty and a little for mental health considerations. Other discounts may be applied, but sadly our friend will not be jumping on a Canada-bound plane any time soon.

@Lost1million I’m rooting for you to make the milly!

I think I had 50+ DMs ask me about this play. Took me hours to get back to each one 😮‍💨 Ok, I’ll capitulate… if you’re interested in a small test group to learn more basics and freely chat about quant trading and hearing more of my crazy stories.. comment “Let’s make a milly” and i’ll send you an invite in DM. Just more frequent brain dumps on my end and I can respond to questions faster than one by one DMs or in comments. Super chill.

trump basically just said "fuck you, higher".

Stacc Update: “Hi anons. The Crown got a lot of stuff wrong in their factual assertions right from the get go when they said I was a 26 year old male. The judge goes.. he’s not 26, and the Crown went ‘oh ya, I guess my math is wrong’. The Crown proceeded to get lots of stuff factually incorrect, from the entire business pitch of pump, to the number of tokens in a bonding curve and mysteriously inventing something called a ‘product key’ - I have no idea what that is. Let’s see if my defence can get anything right tomorrow. It’s adjourned because they kept getting things wrong over and over and over again, and we ran out of time. They did admit there was offensive content on pump and the more offensive the content is, the more viral the coin can be… they also somehow made a point that pump doesn’t lie about being the ‘worlds greatest casino and an unregulated one at that, and there’s no reason for concern for anybody’ ??? God Speed. Stay tuned for next episode.”

@fillyaole @STACCoverflow If so, that’s massive

@STACCoverflow Someone in tg said they went to the court and it's been mitigated because he's being recognized as a whistleblower. Dno what truth there is to it tho

Haven’t heard from Stacc yet, which is weird. However, this is on the docs for tomorrow: Sentencing Dec 18th. Not sure what happened to cause sentencing to be adjourned a day, but I’ll let you all know more when he calls.

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Raid this! They aren’t telling the whole story

@StarPlatinum_ Conveniently leaving out all the details regarding him whistleblowing on Pumpfun for self harm and other ethics violations in the live streams. You can see the $PROOF on his X account @STACCoverflow

The man who almost destroyed PumpFun: - former PumpFun employee from Canada - known online as Jarrett Dunn - once homeless, later found a job in crypto - diagnosed with schizophrenia at 20 May 2024: - PumpFun reports an exploit - $80,000,000 drained from the platform - users fear the hack could crash SOL price hours later: - Jarrett reveals himself as the attacker - used his private key access and flash loan exploit - says his goal was to destroy PumpFun for “hurting the community” the Robin Hood act - Jarrett airdrops stolen funds to random Solana wallets - targets meme communities and small traders - some call him “the Crypto Robin Hood” the arrest - Jarrett was fully doxxed from the start - did not hide, saying he was ready to face prison - Canadian police arrested him hours after the hack behind the crime - mental health struggles and recent loss of his mother - friends describe him as “broken but kind” the trial - Jarrett pleads guilty to stealing around $2M of the $80M - his lawyers quit the case after his sudden decision - judge delays sentencing while new lawyers are assigned 2025: the sentence - Jarrett goes to prison for the $2M theft - PumpFun survives and becomes stronger after the exploit What would have happen if Jarret plan succeeded?

Today’s the day.. Dec 17th. Sentencing. Will update all you anons when I have an update. Good luck to us.

It’s catching on

@commonsenseplay None of this is new info

The invisible cost to every Robinhood $HOOD trade you make - their trades are not free! - "Robinhood trades are not free" - "When you pay for order flow, you're probably charging your customers more, and pretending to be free" - "It's a very dishonourable, low grade way to talk" - "Nobody should believe Robinhood's trades are free" Translation: Robinhood doesn’t charge commissions, but it makes money by selling your trades to market makers i.e. “payment for order flow”. Instead, when you click Buy, Robinhood sells your order to a big trading firm (Citadel etc). That firm executes it and pays Robinhood for sending the order. Example: - If the best price in the market is $10.00, but you get filled at $10.02, that 2 cents difference looks tiny… but over thousands of trades and millions of users, that’s real money. - You didn’t pay a commission, but you still paid in the form of a slightly higher price! You feel like it’s free, but you get slightly worse prices on every trade! That cost is invisible - but you're still paying it! In addition: Those firms (Citadel etc.) also get visibility into retail order flow. They see what millions of small traders are doing and can position themselves more effectively to profit from you!!! Common Sense Investing TIP: - If a business says something is free, but earns money from your activity, it’s not free! - never forget.

@HppyHlthyWlthy @LuxuryWatchGuy1 When gold is 6000, copper is over 10 per lb it won’t matter what your (incorrect) opinion is on platinum it will be bought up

Raising my target for platinum people don’t know what’s coming I had a client I begged to buy the 5976 white gold patek anniversary edition for 155k he didn’t do it the watch hit 700k during the covid peak My call is platinum goes to 4k the platinum Daytonas get pulled off the market and they become 300-400k a pop Yes call me me crazy and this isn’t investment advice but time will tell

@GhostOptions_ Tsla

Which ticker is doing this next?

My ChatGPT is getting too personal

First 100 to engage. No time for questions just do it.

Remember: your face won’t open the app if you’re crying on red days

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$1,000/mo is what a service is charging for GEX heat maps. At GhostBoard, we’ve dedicated the last 2 years to ensure every retail trader can access valuable data without high costs. 500 likes & comments I’ll add heat seeker to GhostBoard.

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