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@rjordanriley @ItsMattsLaw Res Ipsa Labrador?

@ItsMattsLaw Res ipsa Because this sort of thing just doesn’t happen without something fucked up going, I don’t have to prove negligence, just the bizarre causation and damages We can stop at the defendant’s dog firing a bullet

tort law exam ass case

@PatrioticPoity @Melvin8654401 @marceelias

@incomparableaj3 @Melvin8654401 @marceelias Get ready for the FBI #reported

🚨BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has won the U.S. Senate Republican primary runoff over the four-term incumbent Sen. John Cornyn, boosted by an endorsement from President Donald Trump, according to multiple news outlets. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/te…

@PatrioticPoity @Melvin8654401 @marceelias

A dog in Nebraska shoots a gal, a kangaroo in Texas gets chased through a car dealership and this squirrel is trying to commit arson in Iowa all in one day?!?

@ItsMattsLaw Law professors everywhere are now drafting dog shoots passerby exam questions for future torts final exams.

@adogtwting It was self-defense. Kristi Noem was in the other vehicle.

I accidentally fired a shotgun at a woman in Nebraska

After Florida Man we now have Nebraska Dog

@moh_in_law @ItsMattsLaw Best interest of the puppies?

@ItsMattsLaw In the family law version, the dog and the woman are in the middle of a divorce and arguing over frozen embryos

@myonlinetrust @ItsMattsLaw Sounds like a fun exercise of statutory interpretation.

@ItsMattsLaw I don’t see how (a) isn’t subsumed by (b) here. I guess shooting with a firearm and injuring counts as injuring?

@knowles_joseph @ItsMattsLaw It would be fun to litigate this from either side.

@ItsMattsLaw Apparently Nebraska has a "modified comparative negligence" rule, so do we get to analyze whether the woman was following too closely, thereby contributing to her injury? nebraskalegislature.gov/laws/statutes.…

@johnfawkes @ItsMattsLaw @smod4real The dog barked the Fifth.

@ItsMattsLaw @smod4real How do they know it was an accident? They just taking the dog’s word for that?

@peterpercivhal @ItsMattsLaw Did the dog shoot someone before? 😂😂😂😂

@ItsMattsLaw This case has everything: unforeseeable plaintiff, animal liability, and pure chaos. Lawyers smiling hard right now

@starckie24 2017 Dodgers

Are the cubs the only team in history to have 2 10 game win streaks and a 10 game losing streak in same season 🤣

@SouthernKeeks 86 Israel

Yes, I’m glad Massie lost.

@RedWisco @jessieopie @MollyBeck @clara_strecker He reaped what he sowed just like Charlie Kirk.

@jessieopie @MollyBeck @clara_strecker YESSSSS! He will get it to what those criminals have done to him

Ex-Trump attorney Troupis seeks $3.2M from new 'weaponization' fund jsonline.com/story/news/pol… via @MollyBeck + @clara_strecker

Jake Bauers seeing this

@ReichlinMelnick Courts will strike this down in about three seconds.

This plan is actively *insane.* Airlines cannot divert large numbers of international flights from one city to another; they'd just have to cancel flights en masse, causing enormous economic damage that splashed waaaaay beyond a few big cities that were the target.

Sure it doesn't have anything to do with his medical exams today and having to stay close to Walter Reed...

@tedcruz 86 Pedo Protector Paxton.

Congratulations to Attorney General Ken Paxton on tonight’s victory. He has my full support and endorsement as the Republican nominee. Ken is a fearless conservative who spent years taking on Texas’s toughest battles as Attorney General and has proven that he will always fight for and defend the Lone Star State. He will continue that fight in the U.S. Senate, and I look forward to fighting alongside him. I also want to congratulate and thank my friend Senator John Cornyn for his many years of dedicated service to Texas and our country. It has been an honor to serve alongside him for over a decade. He spent decades fighting for the Lone Star State, and his service in the Senate has left a significant mark on Texas and the nation. Heidi and I are grateful for his friendship, and we wish John and his family the very best. Now, it’s time to unite to make sure that Texas stays Texas. James Talarico is radical, dangerous, and does not represent the values, ideas, or principles of the Lone Star State. Defeating him is critical.