incorrect kghn / hnkg

Kageyama: Life is like Hinata. It's short.

Hinata: My head hurts. Kageyama: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Hinata, panicking: What are we gonna do?! Kageyama: Blame you?

Hinata: We have a problem. 
Kageyama: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Hinata: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Kageyama-kun? Kageyama: No. Hinata: I think I speak for Yamayama-kun when I say it sounds really super.

Hinata: Help! I’m drowning! Kageyama: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Hinata: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Hinata: You’re mean! 
Kageyama: You’re meaner! 
Hinata: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too! 
Kageyama: You’re uglier! 
Hinata: You’re a dumbass! 
Kageyama: You’re a dumberass! 
Hinata: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

Hinata: I love hearing Kageyama shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

Kageyama: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Hinata: And? Kageyama: And you are.

Hinata: So, I've been thinking Kageyama- 
Kageyama: That's dangerous.

Hinata: :) Kageyama: >:( Hinata: Turn that frown upside down! Kageyama: ):< Hinata: Not sure what I was expecting...

Kageyama: Hinata, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Hinata, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Oikawa: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Hinata: What? No, I— Kageyama: *enters room* Oikawa: *jaw clenches*

Kageyama: Anything else? Hinata: Yeah. Stay away from me! Kageyama: Alright. See you in the room we share.

Kageyama: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Hinata: Are you calling me short? Kageyama: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Hinata, admiring a sleeping Kageyama: You’re so cute. Kageyama, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Hinata, lovingly: I know.

Kageyama: Hinata and I are no longer friends. Hinata: KAGEYAMA THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Kageyama: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Hinata: Awww, no, you haven't! Kageyama: So why do you keep cooking?

Kageyama: I love you. 
Hinata, not paying attention: What was that? 
Kageyama: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Kenma: So you’re dating Kageyama? Hinata: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense. Kenma: That’s literally a wedding ring.

Hinata: Please, Kageyama, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 
Hinata: I’m sorry, Tobio. 
Hinata: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 
Kageyama: It has to be done. 
Hinata:
Kageyama:
Hinata:
Kageyama, placing a +4 card: Uno.