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Im not gonna say anything, except can y'all please go to Bluesky for good now?

lol. lmao even. They could have at LEAST used an utm?! Sure, that would only last until someone first got to the checkout and checked their cookies (or, if they're particularly inept, their url) but that gotta be better than relying on local redirects and CLIENT SIDE CLOCKS?!

@Yourenotevenme Shut the fuck up loser, what do you think you're doing in my mentions

@incorrect_mtg Everything will be genderless, and he will insist that he identifies as a polar bear. And that he doesn't feel safe in such toxic masculinity

The year is 2029. WotC announces a return to Thunder Junction. The big reveal of the set is the return of Nicol Bolas, him having escaped through an omenpath and now scheming to regain his power. Having lost his spark and name, he's now a creature named "The Dragon with No Name"

@Rashalor @ayseneinart It is, but it's also so easy to justify absence that it might as well be optional?

@incorrect_mtg @ayseneinart is voting mandatory in Brasil too like here in Argentina?

Well, I’m not voting (<—this user is not a U.S. citizen) but good luck to the rest of you

Alternatively, this also works sometimes: >Open quote retweets >"Nothing to see here" >Go back >Open quote retweets >"Nothing to see here" >Go back >Open quote retweets >"Nothing to see here" >Go back >Open quote retweets >SOME quote retweets of that tweet

>Open quote retweets >"Nothing to see here" >Search for tweet directly >"Nothing to see here" >Search for "url:{tweetNumber}" >"Nothing to see here" >Go specifically to the "Latest" tab >Every quote retweet of that tweet How does this happen

@iwriterobots the robot has a baby robot!

(Is this her fault? Is she the one that made the horrors that now haunt her? In the smallest, most hidden recesses of her mind she wonders if Val is truly her friend, is actually keeping her safe...Or if she is just a cherry on top of the cake, being saved for his final meal.)

Val is always there, comforting her. He tells her that he would never let anything harm her. He sings her sweet lullabies and assures her that all she needs to do is go to sleep, that when she next wakes up all of the horrors will be gone. She always does, and wakes up dreaming.

Marina feels like she's stuck in a dream. She didn't use to dream, she knows this. Her nights were once an escape from all the issues in her life, sweet oblivion for a time before they came back with the rise of a new day. But now... it is almost like all those issues are gone.

Could you imagine..? 🤭

@SpectraSean Don't worry, I think we're all in the same page here (a.k.a. "how could this be done better, even within the constraints of the Secret Lair business model, and still be efficient")

given the choice of limited edition Secret Lairs, where you get them quickly but might miss out OR print-to-order Secret Lairs where you’re guaranteed to get them but sometimes it make take over a year to arrive: which would you prefer?

@SpectraSean @CubeApril I mean, if you MUST sell directly to consumer and assuming there aren't issues with the queue itself (a big ask for WotC TBH) I'd say that is kind of the ideal scenario: If you REALLY want the product, you can get it early. If you want it but not that much, you can wait.

@CubeApril Particularly for low hype SLs... And also matching print quality would be an issue that WOULD cause pushback if there was a massive discrepancy in quality. But if done properly it would be the best of both worlds, I guess?

@CubeApril Don't buy (not do I think I'll ever buy) SLs, but I wonder how difficult it would be to do a hybrid model, where a set amount of cards are printed beforehand and then, if they're sold out, remaining orders are printed to demand. I assume it would be a nightmare of forecasting-

@BjortiBoklv The ambiguity of their relationship is probably my favorite thing about them TBH