bucci

bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]

@wrongrogers icb we did endgame in reverse

someone put an @incorrectbucko on my other tl. everywhere i go i see his face. em my dear friend i hope you’re well rip glory dayz

bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it steve: what bucky: facebook

[tfatws] fury: so you’ll handle the threat? sam: yeah we’ll handle it fury: for how much bucky: idk. fifty fury: fifty grand? bucky: [spits water]

@ursasero my daily “god i wish i could draw” moment

@incorrectbucko bucky:

[close up on bucky drinking hot chocolate] bucky: im like 99% angel [pan out to show building behind him on fire] bucky: but that 1%...

bucky: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room steve: its called arson and those are the witnesses

steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us sam: what’d bucky do? steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and- bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?

steve: bucky’s chapstick tastes really good becca barnes: you two finally kissed? bucky: no, he ate it

steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out] bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away] onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend? bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!

bucky: we’ll have a number eight please waiter: that’s a party platter. it serves twelve people steve: we know what we’re about, son

bucky: ouch my armkle sam: your what steve: his wrist

steve: it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this bucky: .... you’re just holding out your hand steve: 🥺

preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within- becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years steve: what

1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰 2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared

fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger? steve: my love of justice natasha: my desire to put things right bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway

steve: alpines mad because i keep picking her up like she’s a burger. don’t be burger shaped then. idiot

alpine: [gentle headbutt] bucky: what are we .....

bucky: so it turns out the “bad vibes” i’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”