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Ushijima: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Tendou: I went to the park today. Ushijima: There you go. I hope you got something from that. Tendou: *Opening his coat* This duck.

Tendou: I knew from a young age that I was weird and off putting and unlovable. Ushijima: And yet you're the most lovable person to me.

Tendou: Are you too proud Ushijima? And would you consider pride a fault or a virtue? Ushijima: That I couldn't say Tendou: Because we're doing our best to find a fault in you Ushijima: Maybe it's that I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever. Tendou: Oh, dear, I cannot tease you about that. What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.

Ushijima: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem cold, mysterious, and sexy– Tendou: Whoa, what was that last one? Ushijima: Ushijima: What? Tendou: Did you say sexy? Tendou: Do you think I’m sexy? Ushijima: No. Tendou: It’s okay if you do. Ushijima:  Ushijima: I don’t.

Tendou: I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it in Tsutomu's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment. Tendou: *whispers to Goshiki* Goshiki: YOU'RE DATING USHIJIMA-SAN?! Shiratorizawa Volleyball Team:

Tendou: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Ushijima: Wow. They sound stupid. Tendou: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Ushijima: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Tendou: I guess you’re right. Hey Wakatoshi, I love you. Ushijima: See. Just say that. Tendou: Holy fucking shit. Ushijima: If that flies over their head then, sorry Tendou, but they're too dumb for you. Tendou: Wakatoshi...

Ushijima: I love you. Tendou: Me and how many others? Ushijima: It depends on how many children we're going to have.

Ushijima: Why is that person glaring at you? Tendou: Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They don’t know how to respond, so they’ve just been scowling at me from the distance ever since. Ushijima: …Shall we make an overdramatic exit? Tendou: Nothing would please me more.

Tendou: Satori. My friends call me Sato. At least they would if I had any friends. So, did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? Ushijima: Wakatoshi. My– *ahem* My name is Wakatoshi. Tendou: Wakatoshi, huh? I think I prefer miracle boy.

Ushijima: *Reaches for the fries on Tendou's plate* Tendou: *Slams grocery store divider between his plate and Ushijima's hand* Ushijima: Ushijima: You told me you didn’t take that from the store Tendou: And you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are

[HQ!! • ushiten] this text post hasn't left my head lately, I fear. anyway they are going to a fancy event!

Tendou: Wakatoshi complained his fries weren’t curly enough so I gave him my curliest fry. Tendou: He was so happy you would have thought I pulled a ring out and proposed. Tendou: Relationships are so much easier than we were led to believe.

Ushijima: My late boyfriend– Hoshiumi: What? Tendou isn't dead? Ushijima: No, but he is late. He should have been here 25 minutes ago...

Ushijima: Being with you after all this time was the second best thing that ever happened to me. Tendou: Second? What was the first one? Ushijima: Meeting you.

Tendou: Now Wakatoshi, what have I told you about comparing yourself to others? Ushijima: To do it and make sure I’m better than them.

Ushijima: Is this your plan B? Tendou: Technically, this is plan P. Ushijima: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Tendou: Yes, but we get married in plan M. Ushijima, whispering: ...I like plan M.

Tendou: Bro... rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss Ushijima: What? Tendou: You in? Ushijima: Yes

Ushijima: I was attracted to you first! Tendou: But I confessed first! Ushijima: I asked you out first! Tendou: And I said I love you first! Ushijima: Well... Then I'm proposing first! Tendou: ...Then I say yes!

Ushijima: Did you eat? Tendou: I SLAYEEDDD Ushijima: No, babe. I was asking if you had breakfast.

Ushijima: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Tendou! Tendou: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.