maia

what the fuck is wrong with this family

@innercitypress @sdnylive THE D IN DMV IS FOR DC

@sdnylive On video: Detwiler: Are you from Jersey or somewhere else? DMV. ADA: What did you come to understand it meant? Detwiler: Delaware, Maryland, Virginia [a/k/a DelMarVa] On video, some light bluesy singing: surreal McDonalds Muzak] Detwiler: I wanted him to feel good

OK - now in Luigi Mangione Day 2 of suppression hearings in NYS case, Inner City Press covering it (McDonalds 911 call & video, prison talk) matthewrussellleeicp.substack.com/p/extra-in-lui… & @SDNYLIVE capital case, book amazon.com/dp/B0FYJ7MBX3/ and will live tweet, thread below

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch

Ages 1-26 were just warm up… 27 it’s game time

does anyone else keep up with wheelchair rapunzel??? she was charged with a felony 👀

i thought this was noel from great british bake off

it really was the best time

― Raymond Carver

@hsmoons good luck! it looks like the weather is not going to be as bad as it was today, but make sure to bring some water and a fan or an umbrella to keep yourself cool!

@indicacia Thank you!! I’m going tmrw

my haul from the pleasing pop-up! let’s just say i was very pleased with my purchase 😌

@hsmoons i think i saw a sign that said there was a limit for certain items, but i didn’t really pay attention since i only got 1 of each! and yes the stickers were free!

@indicacia Did they limit how many you could buy? And were the stickers free?

Tomorrow is Monday. We’re walking into a good week, no excuses, no bad energy, just good news upon good news.

@justvioIet is that all feta??

i’m sorry but the before and after pictures look like the prosthetics in white chicks 😭

@mamakerzz @hateravenue just bold enough 😊

@hateravenue @indicacia is this TOO bold? i am so picky with my fonts lmfao thank y’all for entertaining my insufferable ass 😭

is this hard to read? pls be honest lol. prime day is tmw soo i plan to make my yearly “please help fund my classroom im poor” post 🤡 i wanted something that will “catch” the eye since i feel like my posts for my wishlist dont do well in certain spaces. anyways pls help 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

went from early twenties to mid twenties in the blink of an eye..

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse