Terry Beeps
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"full lightning bolt through my slit" is probably the funniest line of dialogue ever written

Imagine cheating on every woman you’re with and impregnating all of them along the way, then finally seeking help for this detrimental behaviour with a trusted psychologist, only to marry her, cheat on her, and impregnate her as well


i thought you guys were joking about sally rooney's no quotation marks being difficult for you. that's insane man. how do you get through a full day of adult life like that

Sarah Michelle Gellar breaks her silence on the “Buffy” reboot cancellation, blaming it on one executive who’s “not a fan of the original.” "No one saw this coming, including the head of Searchlight. I got the call as we were stepping onto stage for the premiere of their own movie. And it’s also the weekend of Chloé [Zhao] going to the Oscars as a best director nominee for Hamnet. For them to call us on the Friday of what should have been Chloé’s victory lap for an incredible film, and my world premiere of something that I worked very hard for is… That says something." "We had an executive on our show who was not only not a fan of the original, but was proud to constantly remind us that he had never seen the entirety of the series and how it wasn’t for him,” she said. “That’s very hard when you’re taking a property that is as beloved as Buffy, not just to the world, but to me and Chloé. So that tells you the uphill battle that we had been fighting since day one, when your executive is literally proud to tell you that he didn’t watch it." variety.com/2026/more/news…



