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@ElvisSinosickk It's impossible to make Wanderlei Silva anymore stupid or ugly, no matter how many times you knock him out.

Remember when Wanderlei Silva got flatlined by some guy in a tuxedo? 😂

@BasilTheGreat The greatest villain in the marvel universe is DEI. Hopefully Thanos will click her back to the third world.

🚨NEWS: An outpouring of anger across social media has resulted in many calling for Jameela Jamil to have her citizenship revoked This would mean she would have to claim citizenship in Pakistan or India through her parents

@TheJadeWarwick Britain, clicking the 3rd world back to their shit holes.

She should move to India then. Problem solved.

@realninawysocka Fictional

What do you call a man who is handsome, faithful, intelligent, and good at doing housework?

@ferupity Spat my drink out reading this.

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

@AlaskaBird__ @RealCandaceO @PiersUncensored She's so fucking childlike and unpleasant. The change in her over the last few years is wild. I think she may end up being institutionalised.

Fact Check: Candace lied again. @RealCandaceO claims to have “more degrees than Piers Morgan” on her podcast after an interview on @PiersUncensored, seemingly to save face with her followers. To say the interview didn’t go her way is an understatement. Piers took jabs at Candace’s lack of education and experience as a journalist based off her claims about Brigitte Macron. Oddly, Candace stayed quiet about her “2 degrees” on Uncensored. Other than to make sarcastic remarks about trusting “the experts”, Candace never mentions to Piers’ audience that she had 2 degrees. She waited until her podcast to drop the (supposedly old but breaking) news to her fans. There is no evidence Candace graduated from a University or got “two degrees” in English and/or journalism. It looks like she knew she could get away with lying to her followers but feared Piers Morgan’s audience would fact check her if she defended herself.

@TheNorfolkLion I think her plastic surgeon is probably British, so looking at that picture she has real grievance.

Why don’t she fuck off back to India or Pakistan then!

@MikeTappTweets You were an open Tapp flooding undocumented migrants into our nation, you were always redundant and irresponsible.

I am no longer the Minister for Migration and Citizenship where I was predominantly overseeing our legal migration system. For me, service has always meant putting the country first, and I’m proud to have approached the role with that principle at its heart. Every decision I made in the Home Office began with my top priority: our national security. Our immigration system is also about people. That is why compassion must sit alongside firmness, striking the right balance to protect our country, support our economy, and uphold confidence in the system. From delivering the massive Electronic Travel Authorisation (ETA) scheme, to visa pauses and improving the Windrush Compensation Scheme, it has been truly satisfying to play a part in strengthening our immigration system. While net migration is falling, there is still much more to do. I will always put my country first and that is why I will continue to bring my experience from my time working at the highest levels of national security to Parliament. I am dissapointed to be leaving government, but I have no regrets remaining loyal to Keir Starmer until the end. This Labour Government must succeed - for the good of our country. I will be working every single day to help deliver for the British people. Thank you to my Private Office and Home Office officials who have worked hard with me to make progress . I wish my successor the very best of luck. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@ToonDazza @jameelajamil Smells like.

So according to @jameelajamil - Brits are the worst people in History. That’s ok Jameela - you’re a cunt so fairs fair.

@UKLabour @andyburnham Laughing at the victims of crime.

Labour is taking immediate steps to give families breathing space on the cost of living. From January 2027, @andyburnham's Government will cap bus fares at £2.

@ShabanaMahmood Pathetic, that's not an apology. Causing fear and distress to victims of crime is funny in the eyes of inhuman monsters.

I think everyone can see there was no ill intent behind this ribbing of the new Lord Chancellor - a role I once filled and which comes with immense challenges thanks to the vandalism inflicted on our justice system by the last Conservative government. But I appreciate this is an extremely serious issue and do not want anyone to mistake this moment of levity for a lack of serious intent.

@AdeptNativus @LibbyTard17 @BothSides100 @andyburnham Fucking ace.

@LibbyTard17 @BothSides100 @andyburnham Being an ugly trånny doesn’t qualify you for actual disability. Mentally deranged, perhaps.

For too long, people have said that cheaper transport isn't an option. I don't accept that. l've done it before and now I'm doing it again: a £2 cap on bus fares for millions across the country.

@andyburnham Steal from the workers to pay for the idlers.

@OliLondonTV More chins than a Chinese phone directory.

Liberal woman mocks Trump over the World Cup: “Awww is little baby Trump sad? It’s seems as if Spain took you out of their photos. Well guess what you stupid b*stard when you refer to immigrants as illegals you kind of get what you f***ing deserve.”

@Geniustechw I think he wants him to leave it.

Good people have had enough of thieves. Is it time to fight back?

@andrewc44104127 He would be invited in and the door locked behind him.

If you owned a pub and keir starmer walked in, would you throw him out?

@AmiriKing They need to be put back in the fields.

This is Universal Studios Hollywood. A place for children and families to visit and have fun. This culture is a cancer to society.

Guaranteed to involve cheese 🤣😂

@PNN_JESUS That needs dousing in holy water and shooting with a silver bullet.

Every woman in the world has beauty of some form. Except this bitch Laura Loomer. I wouldn’t hit that with a bat.

@GBPolitcs Frank Lampard used to be a hammer ⚒️

🚨PICTURED: Sketch of Joshua Kerry, 28, in the dock at Westminster Magistrates' Court in London