⟡♡ indy ♡⟡

do you guys fuck with girls who look like vampires? just curious!

@portillosstan No. Just canned tuna.

@indylangley Tuna salad tostadas? It’s a common snack in Mexican cuisine

At the salon hearing the craziest conversations. This bitch is trying to tell her stylist about tuna tostadas?!?? That are “soooo good”???? White people have gone TOO FAR

@BlightYoakam going to the bar to play this on the touch tunes until they cut me the fuck off

@indylangley One of the best cracker ass dad butt rock songs

WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY IS I’M SORRY FOR THE WAAAAY I AAAAAAMMM

@BlightYoakam Shit fucking slaps

@indylangley I NEVER MEAN TO BE SO COLD

Sun is out in the Chi so you know what that means (busting out the piss colored sunglasses)

@vulturemilk NOT THE TUNASTADAS!!!!!!! TAKE THE SHITSLOP BACK TO YOUR CELL

@indylangley We’re already there, and they’re feeding us tunastadas

@vulturemilk To the panopticon

@indylangley Jail. Under the jail.

@asiasexual She was dicknotized

nostalgia got y’all forgetting that she was going hard on twitter over her bigot ass boyfriend

TWIN IS BACK!

I will absolutely never be the bigger person and if you strike low I’ll strike lower baby.

I’m not saying that you should go out of your way to hurt others HOWEVER, it does always feel really fucking good to hurt someone who has hurt you.

Just shut up about it damn

Meanwhile bro works PRN……

@PodcastRequiem @Epitome_666 He deserves a match that is against someone who actually puts in the work and not this part timer.

@Epitome_666 @indylangley First time in a long time that I actively do not care. Happy for Punk

Wrestlemania weekend and I have to work… honestly that’s probably for the best since every year I am disappointed.

@Epitome_666 Has for years 😔

@indylangley It looks mostly terrible

@Tazaraki STAHP

Don’t send me shit about my ex unless it’s his obituary