William Sowden

The way she looks at me 💕

Cardinals are 21-14 with the youngest roster in MLB, have one of the best farm systems in baseball, and pick 6 times in the top 100 in the 2026 draft.

when i see matt svanson warming up

Jordan Walker is seeing red 🔥

Jordan Walker breakout means something to me

When the Cardinals lose yet again but Jordan Walker hits another homerun:

Mike Trout leads the league in fWAR again

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

@slushhpuppie Mama

joe❤️

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

I’m going to need slaughter rule walk-off homers to become a regular thing in my life. Figure it out, @MLB.

The greatest sport to ever exist

There’s no way Skubal pulled up to the WBC to only pitch in 1 pool play game just to allow a leadoff HR to NATE EATON

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Why are you writing a paragraph to support your argument. I have 2000 reaction images on my phone calling you an insult you’ve never even heard

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer in your life again.

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

Might be the most successful botting of all time

Living Legend.