presidential candidate, jake

[school cafeteria] le crush..: jake?? are you eating gravel?? me: well uh- I- the invisible GRAVEL MAN!? behind me: *cocks gun* me (tearing up)): I- .. i just.. think eating gravel ROCKS!!! *painfully swallows yet ANOTHER spoonful* #relationships

merry christmas john lennon

if i was president i'd put all the bad guys in jail and only use a few tax dollars on fancy clothes and luxury cars for myself #activism [?]

@slimchickens no sandwich today, slim chickens. only rage.

which sandwich are you grabbing today

we need to get more people talking about this:

how has no one thought of this yet!? haha, these guys are doin wonders #slimthusiast

we need to get uncle grandpa back on the air

@slimchickens can't go wrong with the classic meal, slim chickens!

What’s your go to order at Slims? I’m feeling like shaking it up today

*plucks a hair off my infant son* “she loves me” *plucks another hair* “she loves me not”

the court orders say I'm not longer allowed within 50 feet of ice cream no more

the future should look like PIZZA! #pizzalover #pizzatwt

don't worry you guys im back

@darkofan1999 @Visigoethe @wowzawowzaw @TantaCat @maebutreal @OodFish @reactionboyguy @zbellpepper @PackOfMints34 @GeordieGreep @squiddo1143 @mellihiraeth @jakepaul @cheepstick this is the one alright

lone ranger.... @Visigoethe @wowzawowzaw @TantaCat @maebutreal @OodFish @reactionboyguy @zbellpepper @PackOfMints34 @thedog_toasty @GeordieGreep @squiddo1143 @mellihiraeth @jakepaul @influencerjake @cheepstick

@cheepstick what's wrong cheep

my dream blunt rotation gotta be me and like 7 manatees

thank you for 2 followers

smoking on that shit that killed michael jackson

this dog has no idea what is happening

i believe his name is 'mark'... he wants to be 'twitter famous', do yo thang! RT!

@CarlJones448 maaan shut yo bitch ass up, carl

@influencerjake shut up

carson got buff?? daaaaaaayyuuummmm..... aight he can come back ig.. 😳😚😚