Instant Cooked

@AxonOffline They hate it

I have this long-standing fear that my bus drivers think this very loudly whenever I get off

I'm learning so much about bus stops on the other side of the world

@Starluck40 Tysm

@instantcooked spiritually northernlion

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

@RD_vs_EW_vs_VI That's right

@instantcooked This stop is too close to the last stop, out of fairness to everyone else you should have waited for the stop afterwards, even if it's less convenient for you.

Don't hit that button bro just go to the next stop. You're holding up the whole bus and my zinger box is going cold

Wanted to get new septum jewellery but I had to settle for a zinger box instead

@beersmoker93 Division sign is unnecessary. If I wanted to divide by two I would simply multiply by 0.5

@instantcooked maths

I will debate you on any topic

Are there still redditor types out there who listen to everything but rap and country and call it (C)rap music? Probably like in Europe there's still guys like that. Like some Dutch guys who say that stuff

I call it rapT music because I'm so captivated by it

I listen to nothing BUT country and rap!!

@beersmoker93 I keep t.very clean down there. But body hair is not unhygienic. Follow for more

@instantcooked lets go pube for pube

I'll put the cleanliness of my dick and balls up against anyones

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

fast food how long paper cup 3/4 full drink holds out against leaks in the bottom after you pass out and leave it on your bedside table for days tier list

Call her lubemobile the way she cums to me

@beersmoker93 Uhh how about a gum that turns you into a 38 year old man

@instantcooked are you looking for oompa loompas mate lets link and build

How about a savoury chewing gum that pairs well with beer

“i am the one who cums” - heisensperm