crush

Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon

what's that one viral moment that lives in your head rent free?

As an adult, I've thrice encountered a type of person I despise: The high-achiever who stops chatting with you—after having a great, close, years-long relationship—the moment they no longer perceive you as useful toward gaining power and success in their career path.

Just realized my dog is fat virgin who has never fucked in his life and I chopped his balls off on top of all that

Coffee lovers need this, super useful!