intemgro

One day all that we do will be lost to the sands of time, like tears in the rain. So it actually doesnt matter i have no bitches-

@ArchetypeTheory Why would they use this looney tunes device instead of shooting him, or was the shooyer a coincidence?

A shaped charge device was purchased from a miniature explosives factory in Tennessee which was embedded into his microphone under his shirt. A week after Jon Bray out forward this theory and started assembling evidence, the company that was contracted by our military to make it, randomly exploded killing everyone and completely wiping the building off the earth. This is how they killed Charlie Kirk.

@thinkingshivers by god... every line is perfect...

The main problem with blowjobs, all economists agree, is the price. A blowjob is a service; we cannot simply mass produce blowjobs at a blowjob factory. They’re nontransferable; we cannot simply load shipping containers with cheap Chinese blowjobs for import. Nor even can we take advantage of parallelization; basic geometry limits the number of customers a mouth, no matter how enthusiastic, can please at once. Baumol’s cost disease comes for us all. If these basic facts inflate the price, the regulatory environment makes it positively tumescent. Governments go out of their way to criminalize this victimless transaction. To the extent that blowjobs are tolerated, they are tolerated only in specific places, at specific times, and with very, very specific partners. Supply tumbles, prices skyrocket, and the American consumer suffers. But--and now, I speak to you directly, Senator @tedcruz--what if it didn't have to be this way? This idea was shared with me by a friend south of the border, Juan Vilsón. He’s an entrepreneur, and a bold one. His original business idea, to place small gay men (he called them his jinetes) in boxes to fellate long-haul truckers, was a complete failure. No matter what illustrations, magazines, or disclaimers he might affix to the box’s exterior, the customer could always somehow tell the occupant was male. Per his customers, this “ruined it.” He and his jinetes were despondent. Drinking away his sorrows at a bar (recommended by one of his employees for its nice atmosphere), he chanced upon a zookeeper with a problem of his own. I have done my best to translate the zookeeper’s words to English: “The bonobos won’t stop sucking each other off!” Señor Vilsón wasn’t the type to ignore an opportunity. You see, Ted (if I may be so familiar?), besides humans, there are at least 4 other animal species that, from time to time, fellate one another. Only one of those species has lips. They are also trainable. And they come in female. I trust I do not need to spell out exactly how Señor Vilsón brought his new vision to life. I believe the image attached to this post does that quite well! However, I also trust a gentleman of your stature has some concerns. It would be improprietous not to. So please, allow me to pre-empt your questions and set your worries to rest. “What about the teeth?” A perfectly natural concern, and in fact one of the first obstacles Señor Vilsón dealt with. A botched, bloody beta test necessitated fast action here. The solution was dead simple: surgically remove the bonobos’ teeth. “What about consent?” It speaks well of you that you would ask, Senator. Vilsón and his jinetes (now working in operations instead of in boxes) thought very carefully to ensure that no bonobo would be coerced into joining the oldest profession. They developed the following system: All bonobos are granted Universal Basic Income. Regardless of what they choose to do, all their basic needs for food, comfort, and safety will be met, but only just. A bonobo may happen upon another eating a yummy banana or juicy mango. If she too wishes to enjoy such delicacies, she quickly learns there is a way to earn them. All completely voluntary, of course. “And what about STDs?” What a stupid question, Ted. Frankly, the idea of a human catching an STD from a monkey is ridiculous. Vilsón’s Bonoboxes now dot truckstops from Oaxaca to Chihuahua. The bonobo, once an endangered species, has been brought back from the brink. Human sex trafficking feels like a distant dream. And naturally, the prices have fallen. In the sun-baked lands of Mexico, blowjobs are no longer just for the elite. Senator Cruz, I have secured exclusive licensing rights to Bonobox for both the United States and your home country of Canada. All I need from you is a clear regulatory path forward. With your help, we can bring the amazing benefits of this revolutionary product to the American people. And, although it pains me to do so, I am also willing to throw in a lifetime discount. I eagerly await your reply.

@xannon199 Spent some time Gay Sex today. Doesn't get much better than that.

I will now be referring to gay sex as "Breaking clays in Edgefield County" for the foreseeable future.

@Santolini55 @farfrizzlefraz @Shn00ds I cant read

@intemgro1 @farfrizzlefraz @Shn00ds Zoro had Luffy's second (who was playing with Lucci) then proceeded to fight an exhausted Lucci for 6 irl months, used ACoC just for Lucci to get up immediately after to talk to Mars while Zoro was getting carried back by UPS agent Jimbei. Better sit this one out broski 😭✌️💔

Brother are you INSANE??

@FritWalid @farfrizzlefraz @Shn00ds He also nuked king and hit kaido with the most damaging attack not called bajrang gun, yuta doesnt have the stats to keep up. The only one of his copied techniques that might do smth is sky manipulation, but he has no attack that can dmg zoro so after 5 mins hes cooked

@intemgro1 @farfrizzlefraz @Shn00ds ggs loro beat a already weakened lucci always scraping after luffy’s left over

@farfrizzlefraz @Shn00ds Zoro was slashing mountain sized enemies in half in dressrosa and casually cutting the horn off onigashima, rob lucci got back up after fighting g5 luffy and got one shot by zoro when he locked in, yuta getting one tapped

@Shn00ds We are no longer accepting ftl scaling in op cuz of kizaru, yuta walks

@meovvgumi The other ones are what, sukuna and yuta?

rct isn’t a cursed technique and nowhere is it stated that its’s shoko’s ct. just that she has a natural affinity for it and is 1/3 people in the entire verse who can output rct.

@Gnarfledarf @mybodyinbloom @esotericcschizo why is bottomium and northdom in their correct areas? are they controlled by the Antagonists?

@mybodyinbloom @esotericcschizo It's actually an integral part of the lore. After the War of Doom in the year 1216 (one after Magna Carta), the majority of the Continentanians have decided to stop believing in directions. Those who disapprove of the directional shift have formed a group called Antagonists.

@Darkipliertwt SATAN???

His name begins with an S and ends with an N.

@HakarisupremaC Because he used an open domain, it hits everything in range regardless of cursed energy. However because he is weakened, he can only maintain it for 99 seconds. Ultimately it doesnt matter, because migoat comes in clutch

They tb “larp” I DARE one of u niggas to explain what this convoluted ass shit is supposed to mean?

@HakarisupremaC cursed spirit manipulation is higher cuz he could prolly use a suicide binding vow like mei mei and a grade 2 curse is way stronger than a crow, also contractual recreation goes hard

Top 10 Cursed Techniques in JJK based on overall ability as well as battle applications 1) Chaos and Harmony 2) Limitless 3) Ten Shadows 4) Light + ***** 5) Comedian 6) Idle Transfiguration 7) Judgeman 8) Copy 9) Cursed Spirit Manipulation 10) Star Rage

@makima_best_gal @gamblingfever7 Reggie is cracked if he simply took a hospital bill hed go crazy

@gamblingfever7 technically gojo cuz limitless is slop without the six eyes and even with it you need like insane talent and all to use it to full extent otherwise its kamo (as a human), mei mei, nanami to some extent, and reggie to some extent too

give me a 4/10 technique with a 10/10 user (aside from todo)

@Cartierrr_r reggie and that one bag guy surely deserve at least an honourable mention

Best curse techniques in jjk 1. IDT 2. Sky manipulation 3. CSM 4. 10s 5. Star rage HM: Copy, Comedian, Limitless, and Straw Doll Technique

@PhilipMartxyz @brndxix everything is political with you people isnt it

@intemgro1 @brndxix Shut it you blue hat loving libtard.

what could possibly be the context of this clip

@yoshibeara @RobieArt was too peak to keep a dry eye

@intemgro1 @RobieArt *it said with tears in its eyes*

>"I'm satisfied" >"I'm okay with it" >"I don't mind it" >"It's fine" But never "it's good"

chainsaw man part 2 has a great ending i will die on this hill

@existencebt @137Force yeah and it worked

@137Force You better our souls on csm part 3?

I'm going all in, on my oomfs SOULS he sticks the landing and we get Chainsaw Man part 3

@PhilipMartxyz @brndxix Mr red hat loyalist over here not too happy

@intemgro1 @brndxix You are the most unfunny specimen I've ever had the displeasure of knowing, I don't want to see you on my feed again.