roofers foot survivor

getting a masters degree is actually a key step in my bimbofication. what’s stupider than getting paid less than minimum wage to study something that does not really matter??

if ppl are to be judged by their uncles morals then i should be in the hague

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

connor storries nachos already being reheated

Canada being named in Bad Bunny’s list of Latin American countries

yall know i’m canada down

i need a tattoo and a blunt and 40,000 dollars and a loaded gun

oceans 11 is the perfect movie

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

table next to me at the bar is talking about where they were during 9/11

boss told me i respond to emails too quickly. what’s next? i love too hard? i care too much????

@Xposed i would bring @itsmariannnna because she is a certified ball knower and ernie clement lover

BLUE JAYS FANS. I’m sending 8 Die Hards to the game on Friday I’ve got 4 pairs of tickets to give away. Tell me who you would you bring to the game for a chance to win! #WANTITALL

I know you were a c section baby the way you avoid labour

can’t believe the pierogi poutine i just housed made me nauseous. who could have seen this coming.

him and tate mcrae are soul siblings (derogatory)

they left in the seventh that’s why we lost

just so everyone knows if the blue jays win tonight it’s because of the group of middle age women starting a let’s go blue jays chant at the brantford chucks. and also i would die for them.

if you buy the skims fake nipple piercing bra and fake bush panties you are stealing my fucking valor and i will shoot on sight

leafs suck. jays suck. bills suck. day 2 of my period. do u think i qualify for MAiD