Goated Intern

Joined a call and it's only me and my boss

Thank you @goatedcom - 7,5k for 2nd ❤️🫣😍🥳

How depositing my whole paycheck and hitting a 1000x feels

Me after that bonus buy.

when you have the best toys but no one calls you to play the game

Forgive me Father, I chased my losses.

3 yo me eating mud instead of buying NVIDIA shares or lands in 1998

2025 will be 3 months ago this week

Step 1: Win GOATED on Goated Step 2: Use it to buy Lottery tickets Step 3: Profit???

I like waking up to green in the morning

“Mom how did we get so rich?” “Your dad went full $Goated”

The second GOATED Airdrop Program is right around the corner. In preparation, all remaining vested GOATED tokens have been unlocked. Players have until 15th March 2026 to claim their tokens. After this date, the claim period will end and any unclaimed tokens will be burnt. Airdrop 2 details drop in March.

i'm not selling

One last depo:

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@ptsdshow Love it!

Post Trench Stress Disorder 🍿 Coming 19 Feb 2026

We just added 16 challenges on-site! 🎯 Big bets, bigger rewards. Try beating them now.

GOATED Burn #11 complete ✅ In the last week, a total of 383,541 GOATED NGR was generated. 30% of this amount, equating to 115,063 GOATED was burnt.