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Whoever named zambonis got it 100% right. Those things are zambonis.

You know when the bowls club pegs 6 or 7 coffee beans on to garnish their $16.50 espresso martini the mixologist dgaf

You know you just overpaid for an absolute trash main meal when the side salad comes out like this

My 1 yr old zero bites into a homemade macro-balanced toddler-friendly morning tea

Used to be a lot easier to clock a wig when mf’s got around like this

Pronouncing micropenis like Nigella says microwave

Just 48hrs ago I was saying “I’m never drinking again” but here I am having 3.9 cold pints with lunch on a weekday. You, too, can overcome the negative self-talk

What if we got pissed 🤭 on the Ed Hardy vodka ✨

@mrbargearse Haven’t thought about Nate Myles in months!

We've all been there...

At this point the more unbeknownst the better

If depression is the black dog then anxiety is one of them little yappy mutts

Getting absolutely nothing out of my infant with the same silly faces that were crushing just yesterday

Trying to cram 6 months worth of flossing into the 24 hours before a dental checkup

Broads in their first trimester getting their photo taken

People are so young these days it’s wild

Primary school teachers were cooking when they said “keep it down to a dull roar”

@BLT_86 Didn’t netball Australia do the same thing about 15 years ago? Genuine question, I think I remember a similar tv deal here? Paid off longterm

Nah fam. How does she have a job? #netballchaos

There are too many niches. I’m gonna say it. Some of you are fucked

The NSW mind cannot comprehend this