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@emo_warlord Congrats sullyanka ❤️💕🤗🥳

295 absences 0.5 GPA No scholarships Straight F’s A BI**H GRADUATING THO

Be mindful of why you’re in the Uber

@swag_biter1 I’m not 👀

@internnette Dont play w me

I want to eat really shitty ravioli with really shitty jar sauce

@swag_biter1 Ooooooouu

Awwwww lol

All my friends need to get on my work schedule this is unacceptable

@swag_biter1 Wow…..

@internnette Im sorry ..... i migbt be..

Who can make chilaquiles DM me RIGHT NOW I have an offer for you 👀

@swag_biter1 Good morning madam *tips fedora”

GoodMorning...

@robertxjimenez 😭😭😭😭😭

gov should let u write off stolen weho phones on ur taxes like wtf that’s a social expense of existing asf 😭

Ugly Betty to sex and the city pipeline is so correct

@okurt_cobain U just hate to see a woman in stem winning

@internnette Why I’m getting the perception you cheated bruh

Close you’re eyes and type Hi … and don’t cheate 😂

@swag_biter1 This is very sound advice…. I will take these book suggestions to heart

@internnette For Annette bug... kitchen by banana yoshimoto... it might be too slice of life...for something more gripping... the vegetarian by han kang... get it? get it? because you are vegetarian... ha... advice.... come see me more often....

Uhm who wants a custom book recommendation paired with some personal life advice ? reply below and i will give you just that

i unironically think of this tweet whenever i start to think i can’t do something or start to get the feeling that everything is hopeless. i wish i was joking

I am the sleeping animatronic kitten in Michael’s living room that breathes and purrs