Mario lives in a pre-apocalyptic distopy

@pickin_pines @SaffronOlive If only there was a kitty that blinked every time you cast an instant...

@SaffronOlive Or……. You blink it and just ancestral each time you blink it? 😍

I know this is a leak rather than an official spoiler, but since this seems to be confusing people I'm like 99% sure that you can't just cast Ancestral Recall. My guess is that ability it tied to the creature being prepared. So play the creature, pay one to Ancestral and then you'll need to prepare again by exiling eight cards from your graveyard if you want to do it again. At least that's my guess.

@IAmAEvilPaladin This but a flail and an impossible long chain

jester knight who unsheathes their sword and its so cartoonishly long it takes like 10 minutes to pull it out. like a clowns handkerchief

@NN_EE_ZZ Oil spills

I NEED to improve my color variation. What colorful things I can use as inpo? Besides the usual flower and fruits 🌻

Yeah babeyyy

@transbianswag That's a sous

sub attending culinary school that accidentally said "yes chef" to her dom

@radioaplebigfan Nbtm

I headcanon Lucifer as trans but not in the sense of ftm or snything i mean like that he was created without a specific gender and no genitalia and just decided his gender for himself one day if that makes sense

Monkey

@meatflavors Haggis

What else was I going to use an anatomically correct stomach bead for? 💀

@OmeGaster42 @BDEgameowners Well, you can pay for it fully with colourless so it's not entirely moot

@BDEgameowners ... a card with ascend for that to work. 3) It should say "surveil a number of cards," 4) It's not "Top Speed: ", it's "Max speed—" 5) As an aside, the Unleash pretty much just says "This creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter and can't block" because of Sunburst. (2/2)

@deathbybadger He can make bread from bread. His body is bread. Infinite jesus army.

summoning Jesus to defend me in battle and I'm like okay Jesus what can you do and he says well I can make bread but only if you already have some bread to start with and I'm like is that it what else and he says I can also do fish

the actual story is that those were counterfeit currency coins minted with some kinda toxic compound but haunted money that fucks up your hands is a good greed metaphor

Door Mimic

I thought this was someone driving fresh off the table from top surgery

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i think the phrase "magic as richard garfield intended" is extremely funny because one of the ways he intended for magic to be is played with ante and shahrazad

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