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@realDonaldTrump My son thinks everything is about him also...he’s three.

I found this 37 year old escort for sale and also this car

During Elon's press conference in the oval office his son had some choice words for Donald Trump.

@JackRyanlives Womp womp.

“I voted for trump because I wanted him to ruin other people’s lives but now he’s ruining my life and it’s not fair!”

@Wendys I see your attention to customer service is the same as my burger patty….WTF!

@Wendys Decide to get some Wendy’s while I watch the Super Bowl. I Get home, get settled, open my bag only find NO BURGER! As in there’s no patty in my burger!! WTF?!! I want a full refund.

@Draven1sm If he doesn’t take down Jake in first two rounds, he’s not gonna win. I LOVE Tyson and wanna see him give Jake a beat down. But I’m also realistic. Jake is in his athletic prime and is powerful.

Tyson is 58 years old. He looks slow, poorly balanced and uncoordinated to me. I’m a massive fan of his in his prime but this ain’t it. Anyone else feel the same?

@jinyaramenbar your Ballston location, home of the @Capitals is unable to get a Caps game on the two big TVs? Little embarrassing and ridiculous.

BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE AN OCTOBER SURPRISE! The Daily Beast has uncovered over 100 hours of recordings of Jeffrey Epstein talking about his relationship with Trump and inside details that he knew about the Trump White House. This is huge.

Chicago O’Hare location.

@Hertz why have I been waiting for almost an hour for our rental? First, they didn’t know where the van was, now it’s gotta be prepped. We had an 8 PM reservation to pick up the van. It’s now 8:46 PM and we got the counter 10 minutes early.

@EleanorMcArthu4 @YourAnonNews How would it go to illegals? Directly? Genuine question, trying to understand how this would work.

@YourAnonNews bc if they went for it,it would go to illegals..and I saw ~1 billion over 2 years...I can imagine it being more with other programs added in

@BLACKANDDECKER y’all need to combine the two of these products! When you do send me one!

@paramountplus Isn’t Young Sheldon on your streaming Paramount+ platform? I just signed up and don’t see it.

@fogorestaurants Hi, is it possible for my parents to just get market table while the rest of us get the whole experience? They have dietary restrictions. Thanks

@ChipotleTweets where’s the chicken?! I ate one piece then realized I barely had any chicken in my bowl. For all the negative exposure lately you’d think you would step it up a little. That’s not a serving portion.

@acnewsitics Priorities

Boebert’s teenage son, Tyler Boebert, was in court 7 days ago, without his mother and without a lawyer, but here she is in New York, in court, for Donald Trump.

@arlenparsa It would be epic

Would be wild if he actually does testify. The vast, vast majority of criminal defendants do not. For good reason.

@ronmarz @BittrScrptReadr Do you have a good script example? Trying to learn this craft. Slowly. Very slowly

Here's what you need to understand about comics scripting: your script is a recipe. No one goes into a restaurant for a recipe. The meal that's served is what matters.

@Nike can a promo code expire while checking out? I was trying to purchase some Jordan elements and I suddenly started getting error screens then the shoe went up in price!

@waqas_a6 🙋🏻‍♂️

Everyone rushing to Twitter to see if the App Store is down