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@dykemedla You think say play.. you go cry nor worry

@xdike_ @astrovibesonly Dennis burgos😂

@astrovibesonly @intrusiveKing

girls, avoid bad boys named dennis if you’re trying to give your life to christ… even his name spelled backwards is “sinned” 😭

if i ask for pictures, i already know what your face looks like. it’s your bumbum l want to see.

@xdike_ Gbamsolutely 🙌🏼

first daughter: dad, i’m a lesbian second daughter: me too dad: Is there anyone in this house who likes men? son: i do dad:

@xdike_ Ykbbbbbb

this girl 🙂‍↔️

Omo eh.. Some go dey tell am "Ykb" on top garri

Humans invented mirrors, then used filters because the mirror was too honest.

More than 1 millions churches, 4billion members, 200 religions, fighting 1 satan for than 6000 years, Satan please die nah 😪

Most Real Madrid fans are just clowns🤡

@xdike_ Na squirt you dey squirt so? Omo this pocket Toto dey do wonders o

@r_stuv That part ehh

I've mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that's been cooking me.

@xdike_ Nothing hits like that mehn

coming home from a good football session with a hurting knee, empty stomach and you’re tired. yeah… that makes me happy.

@Ese_234 Hyped frfr

Now we wait… ⏳👀 Who’s excited? 🤩🔥🙌

@xdike_ @faveda12 Yk what I’m here for bro

@intrusiveKing @faveda12 be like you no get sense? you just dey add fire where you suppose pour water.

not that i support jungle justice, but instead of beating up multiple color niqqas, y’all should channel that energy toward simps and those supporting this govt.

@xdike_ @faveda12 If na me be this girl I don dey track you down

@faveda12 @intrusiveKing but you be new mutual naw😭😭 na like a month ago or two months i begin see you for my tl naw. we no do intellectual tweet again😂