Darth Invader

@capsinfour yes my yitties just happen to be all pierced&pretty&perfect no you are not seeing triple

another successful week going which is better 1 or 2 yes i’m old enough to be your optometrist no it’s okay haha i get that all the time you can’t see your phone anymore because you’re getting older you literally have a retinal detachment yes i’m sure that it’s an emergency

That Beifong attitude is genetic

I like when the geese duck their heads in the water

@tinistinii that is like adorably yet terrifyingly hilarious

theyre trusting me in driving a u-haul right now send help

Women who eat ass >>>> women who think it’s gross

in the jungle I repeat I am in the jungle

@8tozay @Tyre_94 all purchased on the same day, mind you

U gotta take this to the grave man

@capsinfour Cutest thing is the #tittypiercings were real the whole damn time @capsinfour

does anyone wanna fake date i feel like soft launching on here for fun and then we can fake break up too #asktwitter

@intelligentpawg ok but titty piercings are American and god bless

my last remaining vestige of being british is sometimes catching myself leaving the punctuation mark outside of a quote

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting

@slut4house girl what is your job lol

July - Miami/FL August - Guatemala September - Burning Man October - Egypt - Exit Festival November - Ayahuasca retreat in Costa Rica NYE - Brazil - Day Zero Festival

it’s geniunely embarrassing that some of you spend your lives spreading so much hate about other people instead of love and positivity in this scene. if all you contribute to EDM is being behind the DJ, go touch actual grass or open a book

mesmerizing isn’t it

Manifesting this type of Intimacy 🥶 💦💦🥶 >>>>>>>>

ignore the smile, cubs made it go away quickly

Tongue in his ass, just to be clear

tucked in

My younger self knew what was up

I love me some manda