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Ahhhhhh hopefully a few weeks until we get the keys 🤞🏼#itwasworththewait

@BorisJohnson @RishiSunak what daft over paid prick decided to put price cap on help to buy in leeds as 228k when you can’t get a house on a council estate for less than 200k atm? Be at home until am 40 cheers for help lads xox

if men don’t want their careers damaged by being domestic abusers have they considered not being domestic abusers x

@FemmeLuxe_CS I’ve sent numerous emails about my missing order can someone please get back to me?

@Hermesparcels do they specify on their job advertisements for daft cunts only to apply or?

Saturday morning 7.30am and I’m crying like a baby at coronation street 🥺

My sister has just text me for first time in about 4 years

Wow! The ‘ping ping’ of an iMessage!! Haven’t heard that for a while! So when do we expect the plague of locusts? #itsallbroken

Na spider season can fuck off

If you cook and eat a Sunday Roast today in this weather then you need to seek medical attention immediately.

@n_ic_ola Are you like me, throw them in door and run to car

Stuck behind anyone at nursery is a bind but stuck behind bloody chatty parents and nursery staff is the WORST

It’s been that long I don’t even know what to put in an overnight bag for a night out anymore 🤯 brain is fried

@n_ic_ola At nursery?? Isla got bitten a couple of months back but I’d not picked her up so when I was informed I didn’t think anything of it until I put her in the bath and it looked like jaws had got hold of her 🥴 I was so angry

Seb got bitten AGAIN. 5/6th time with some scratches on top of that. My liberal parent persona is slipping. Kids that bite are horrid.

5th covid test today for Isla 🤦🏼‍♀️ just love it

It’s been that long I genuinely don’t know how to put make up on anymore and it actually all needs replacing

Wow is payday really nearly 3 week away 😰

@Reb_Surts86 U ok hun

@Kelsie__wilson @imHoeIess @artfuIchaos Your deffo not the first one believe me

@imHoeIess @artfuIchaos @ionapurple 🥴

I can’t help but laugh over them pulling the Oxford vaccine over a side effect risk of blood clots, not like every contraceptive pill isnt a walking talking blood clot risk 🤡

Im confused is it Mother’s Day? Cos I’ve fed the child and the dog, cleaned the kitchen, made my own brew and Ryan’s still in bed asleep 🤨